He’s Got An Animal Theme, Wears Red And Black, Has A No Killing Rule, Knows How To Swing. Someone Is

Inaccurate, every woman in Gotham has some method of self defense, my mom still has her taser even after we moved from central city to metropolis

I'm sorry but I will never ever use goon as slang for a guy who jacks off a lot or whatever it apparently means now. A goon is a guy in a clown mask and purple tank top who sees a caped crusader swooping down to beat up him and his buddies and yells "IT'S DA FREAKIN' BAT!" and I will accept nothing else.

Can’t believe despite working with him for a while I never noticed he looks like Clint walker, my grandpa was obsessed with the man

Today on Daily Planet Media; Reporter Clark Kent reviews and ranks his Lookalikes! Featuring Lois Lane.

I think you just met my grandma

I wouldn’t trust “ keep it real”, they’re owned by a shell company of lex corp, which is owned by perhaps the biggest xenophobe(in the literal sense of the word) in the world.

the people wanted more youtube worldbuilding ^^

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This must be what happens when poison ivy forms a gang

Absolutely dumb 🤣

Slang is accurate though

I'm sorry but I will never ever use goon as slang for a guy who jacks off a lot or whatever it apparently means now. A goon is a guy in a clown mask and purple tank top who sees a caped crusader swooping down to beat up him and his buddies and yells "IT'S DA FREAKIN' BAT!" and I will accept nothing else.

Yeah, as someone who used to be a gothamite, this is what goons looked like, I actually recognize the guy in the blue jacket, his name is John, he’s surprisingly nice for a henchman.

I'm sorry but I will never ever use goon as slang for a guy who jacks off a lot or whatever it apparently means now. A goon is a guy in a clown mask and purple tank top who sees a caped crusader swooping down to beat up him and his buddies and yells "IT'S DA FREAKIN' BAT!" and I will accept nothing else.

This is interesting, I’ll have to ask the new photographer Peter about this spider man sometime

Well, yes.

Know the feeling, i couldn’t study because i could hear them from my old apartment’s ceiling.

Rating mental breakdown spots in Gotham

Gotham subways: 5/10. Can blast emo music through your headphones. Train occasionally stalls. Other passengers too burned out to notice you. 

Gotham U: 10/10. You're likely not the only one. School mascot hands out free tissues. 

Batburger: 8/10. Semi-public depending on seating. Tears make the fries soggy. Line cooks are wrestling in the background. 

Crime Alley: 0/10. People think you're drunk. You're a prime mugging target. Kids laugh at you.

Sewers: -2/10. Smells bad. 50% chance of Croc attack. 

Iceberg Lounge: 3/10. Judgy rich snobs. Bathroom full of people doing coke. Drinks too expensive to drown yourself in. 

Wayne Gala: 4/10. Also judgy rich people. Must dress formally. Can't stick your head in chocolate fountain. Dick Grayson will become your therapist whether you like it or not. 

As if he doesn’t have a tracker on each of his and Bruce Wayne’s kids

Mainly because I’m Batman.

that’s a lie i would rather die than lose my kids