Know The Feeling, I Couldn’t Study Because I Could Hear Them From My Old Apartment’s Ceiling.

Know the feeling, i couldn’t study because i could hear them from my old apartment’s ceiling.

Rating mental breakdown spots in Gotham

Gotham subways: 5/10. Can blast emo music through your headphones. Train occasionally stalls. Other passengers too burned out to notice you.

Gotham U: 10/10. You're likely not the only one. School mascot hands out free tissues.

Batburger: 8/10. Semi-public depending on seating. Tears make the fries soggy. Line cooks are wrestling in the background.

Crime Alley: 0/10. People think you're drunk. You're a prime mugging target. Kids laugh at you.

Sewers: -2/10. Smells bad. 50% chance of Croc attack.

Iceberg Lounge: 3/10. Judgy rich snobs. Bathroom full of people doing coke. Drinks too expensive to drown yourself in.

Wayne Gala: 4/10. Also judgy rich people. Must dress formally. Can't stick your head in chocolate fountain. Dick Grayson will become your therapist whether you like it or not.

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As if he doesn’t have a tracker on each of his and Bruce Wayne’s kids

Mainly because I’m Batman.

that’s a lie i would rather die than lose my kids

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Never expected him to do a episode on bat burger

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Please, please tell me he didn’t leave the house.

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2 months ago

There’s a rule in metropolis, if you piss off superman, you deserve what comes next. Cool art btw op.

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Superman does to Homelander, Plutonian and Brightburn something similar that he did to the Elite. He tears them down to size and then depowers them permanently.

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I’ve once heard Clark say that “good is hard, bad is always easy” I don’t fully understand what that means but I’ve been trying to live by it

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Hey should I be concerned

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2 months ago

Can’t believe despite working with him for a while I never noticed he looks like Clint walker, my grandpa was obsessed with the man

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2 months ago

Yeah, as someone who used to be a gothamite, this is what goons looked like, I actually recognize the guy in the blue jacket, his name is John, he’s surprisingly nice for a henchman.

I'm sorry but I will never ever use goon as slang for a guy who jacks off a lot or whatever it apparently means now. A goon is a guy in a clown mask and purple tank top who sees a caped crusader swooping down to beat up him and his buddies and yells "IT'S DA FREAKIN' BAT!" and I will accept nothing else.

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2 months ago

I’m not even a gothamite anymore and refuse to die unless I see his stupid face in the obituaries or on the news.

HC that the average life expectancy in Gotham is actually four years higher than the national average because they collectively just keep refusing to die

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2 months ago

I’ve met Superman, and instantly I knew that he earned his position as the world’s greatest superhero.

I’ve been trying to convince you to stop loving superman for ages. I’ve had two asks that you replied to where I tried to convince you that he isn’t worth it and yet you still come up with a reason to love him. What is the thing about him that you love so much? WHAT IS IT??

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