.spacefolk Culture Is Looking Up At The Stars And Getting A Very Jarring Feeling Of Homesickness

That send a heart emoji game, but it better encompasses the complex feelings between queer mutuals/followers:

❤️~ I’m deeply in love with you even though we’ve never met Irl

🧡~ I have feelings for you but will never tell you that off anon

💛~ We’re just friends… unless?

💚~ I want to be you

💙~ We’re actually just good friends, but I would die for you

💜~ You’re hot and you intimidate me

🩵~ You’re so cool, and I genuinely want to be besties

🤎~Me, you, and a U-Haul?

❣️~ I don’t know if I hate you or if I’m attracted to you

❤️‍🔥~ Oil up

❤️‍🩹~ Please get help

💌~ Why do you live so far away? 😭

💔~ If we were married we’d get divorced in less than a year

🫀~ You make me go feral

♥️~ You’re my type

💘~ I would fight you in a Wendy’s parking lot

💞~ Enemies to lovers?

💗~ I want to start an intense platonic friendship with you

💓~ We would destroy each other

💕~ You’re my dear old friend (homosexual undertones)

💖~ I’m judging you ☕️

🫶~ We’re bros/besties, but if you asked me out, I wouldn’t necessarily say no…

🫰~ I antagonize you because I care <3

😘~ I have a crush on you, AND I want to be you

🥰~ Pay attention to me 🥺

💑~ Let’s be roommates 😉

🤍~ You scare me, and not in a hot way

🩶~ We would not get along

🖤~ I’m outside your window 😀

💟~ I’m afraid of messaging you first

[unspecified satellite, 17776]

spacefolk culture is seeing another satellite posting but being sososo shy about it. "hi yes we are both satellites would you perhaps like to draw cats together" absolutely not a way to approach someone ever

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.spacefolk culture is the stars are so pretty. why aren't i up there. I'm supposed to be up there.

Spacefolk culture is...

spacekin culture is FUCK light pollution all my homies hate light pollution

.so true 💥

happy new years tumblr i am fuckin UP these cheese n crackers

someone: no! you're supposed to play football normally!

the seven satellite souls:

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Whoever created this football game was mad

knew this woman who used to be a gay man and when he was a gay man he liked ‘ironically’ referring to himself as she/her and so when he came out as a woman he decided the next logical step was to also switch his pronouns to he/him.

17776 satellite culture is feeling really emotional about telling people goodnight.

a goodnight is goodbye, however long this takes you. maybe i'll see you in a few months, maybe it'll be millennia. it's weird for a goodnight to go back to being such a little thing. it's still the same, though. goodbye, however long this takes you. stay safe, however long this takes you.

17776 satellite culture is...

.are you interested in a timeline of everything* that happens in 17776 and 20020? you're getting a timeline of everything* that happens in 17776 and 20020.

.if you just want the sheet and don't care about the rambling, here ya go: [bam there's the link]. if you DO want to hear more check out the bits under the cut

.ALRIGHT i see you're still here. so let's talk about the deal with this sheet. first off, the asterisk on everything. that's because obviously i will not be tracking literally every single event ever. some other fanatic can figure out how many times that guy ran 50k yards in a year or whatever, but my sheet is mainly just for stuff that could be genuinely useful to know if you need a refresher on like... plot?

.if the "found" section is confusing: A refers to series A (17776), B refers to series B (20020). B has no intermissions and i wasn't keeping track of which part of intermission had what info so i just wrote INT down. that's all in series A though.

.A04 notes: Ten and Juice are mentioned to have been awake before the nanos were good enough to stop people from getting hurt by rakes. Juice in particular mentions having watched this for about 200 years. theres literally no other details so do whatever you want forever i guess [- note cleaned up by Pye]

.A05 notes: The "Garbage Football" podcast, which seems to update weekly, is on its 400th episode. Whether this does or doesn't include the premium episodes is unclear. If that number is only free episodes, the podcast could have begun early October of 17768. If that number includes premium episodes, it might be early September 17772? It's not very clear. I'll leave this one up in the air. [- note cleaned up by Pye]

.A10 notes: Juice states that precise tracking on the Game 27 ball was disabled "thousands of years ago." It is unclear when, exactly. [- note cleaned up by Pye]

.NOW THE DOUBLE ASTERISKS. man i had a time figuring this out. B starts off just stating that it's... 20020. which is very nondescript. yeah i knew from the title, thanks (/silly). HOWEVER, taking my notes from as i rambled on discord:

- B01 obviously revealed the year, but nothing else. - B05 has Ten's console logs, which reveal it has to be after May20 and before Nov8. [juice and ten's bdays passed, nine's hasnt] - Lastly, B12 reveals that the current date is Oct23. - In 17776, Nine was up for 2, MAYBE 3, days.

. ...so i'm pretty darn sure that, when nine wakes up in 20020, the date is either Oct21 or Oct22.

.i do also have a note i took when i was tired commenting on how juice says "after 17000 years i finally spoke to someone..." at the time i took this to mean juice had to have been up before 3020 but the evidence is kind of flimsy. do whatever you want man have fun

.THANK YOU FOR READING THIS. if you have any events you want added, speculation on the parts i'm unsure about, etc etc, let me know. this was neat but also i don't doubt i missed something. chip out, enjoy your day ^^