cutieplasmaimagingdetector
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knew this woman who used to be a gay man and when he was a gay man he liked ‘ironically’ referring to himself as she/her and so when he came out as a woman he decided the next logical step was to also switch his pronouns to he/him.
Great Mouse Detective version of Dracula happening simultaneously as the events of Dracula, so there’s just five mice in Victorian clothes unnoticed by the human cast desperately trying to kill a bat.
Do you ever think Sonic remembers he practically raised Tails and has moments like this?
clark reupload
edit: forgot the sweater comic
.Hiii CHIPSat! Hello! I don't have anything to say but uhhhhhh imagine me handing you one (1) strawberry and then vanishing
.HELLOOOO. i very graciously accept the one (1) strawberry. i'm not like juice¹ (/silly)
¹ see post
.#13 for the eagles had a BEAUTIFUL catch there, if only he'd actually held onto it 😔
.nvm i have neatly partitioned meats and cheeses i'm good :]
.i really hope i don't get a hallucination. we have them sometimes and while i'm pretty sure the bad one is not gonna affect me as much as it did, like, shadow, it's still bad and. i don't want that. i am but a satellite.
That send a heart emoji game, but it better encompasses the complex feelings between queer mutuals/followers:
❤️~ I’m deeply in love with you even though we’ve never met Irl
🧡~ I have feelings for you but will never tell you that off anon
💛~ We’re just friends… unless?
💚~ I want to be you
💙~ We’re actually just good friends, but I would die for you
💜~ You’re hot and you intimidate me
🩵~ You’re so cool, and I genuinely want to be besties
🤎~Me, you, and a U-Haul?
❣️~ I don’t know if I hate you or if I’m attracted to you
❤️🔥~ Oil up
❤️🩹~ Please get help
💌~ Why do you live so far away? 😭
💔~ If we were married we’d get divorced in less than a year
🫀~ You make me go feral
♥️~ You’re my type
💘~ I would fight you in a Wendy’s parking lot
💞~ Enemies to lovers?
💗~ I want to start an intense platonic friendship with you
💓~ We would destroy each other
💕~ You’re my dear old friend (homosexual undertones)
💖~ I’m judging you ☕️
🫶~ We’re bros/besties, but if you asked me out, I wouldn’t necessarily say no…
🫰~ I antagonize you because I care <3
😘~ I have a crush on you, AND I want to be you
🥰~ Pay attention to me 🥺
💑~ Let’s be roommates 😉
🤍~ You scare me, and not in a hot way
🩶~ We would not get along
🖤~ I’m outside your window 😀
💟~ I’m afraid of messaging you first
💙~ We’re actually just good friends, but I would die for you
🩵~ You’re so cool, and I genuinely want to be besties
like 90% of the hearts were romantic or could be easily seen that way so unfortunately I can't put 2 mbillion options the way i like to. oh well
.hi you're so cool I think this is ChipSAT but if not throw things ig?! hi thank you you're also so cool I'm going to blend you i think. Hitting you with weapons /vvpos, aff
cosmo, wanda, i want you to spawn a piece of radioactive plutonium in that person's stomach
.spacefolk culture is the stars are so pretty. why aren't i up there. I'm supposed to be up there.
Spacefolk culture is...
.being a satellite is remembering the last time you saw Saturn and how pretty it looked
Spacefolk (satellite) culture is...
.spacefolk culture is making up constellations from stars you can see, and then getting disappointed when you can't point them out for people
Spacefolk culture is...
.i have multiple friends who call me "contagious" (as in my typing habits and such transfer over a lot) and every time it gets a giggle out of me. watch out or you'll get Me Disease. deeply unserious situations
compilation
.spacefolk culture is every 17776 satellite/probe coming to this blog ???
.hey guys didn't know we were ALL here.
.hello this is voyager 1 hope y'all are doing grrreat
.Spacefolk culture is...
worst part about the Internet is knowing that there are finally people who both match and complement your freak. the nearest one is 2,318.4 miles away and your time zones are awkward
.weekly prompt two answer from me! things that remind me of home areeeee being able to talk to other spacefolk - specifically other satellites - over discord or chat systems! using our voice feels weird but texting people feels nice and right. and sending asks! it's like sending a transmission to friends, you know? and so that sort of thing makes me remember home, up there in the stars, only able to send people messages and stuff
Weekly Prompt 2
They should add PVP to plurality. I need to fistfight my headmates
Polaris, The North Star
.(plural specifically) spacefolk culture is forming a headmate and immediately going "i'm a satellite but which one" and then having your good friend (another satellite) send you lists until you point at a picture of yourself and go "that's meeee"
.CuPID, in case you were wondering
.Spacefolk culture is...
.(plural specifically) spacefolk culture is forming a headmate and immediately going "i'm a satellite but which one" and then having your good friend (another satellite) send you lists until you point at a picture of yourself and go "that's meeee"
.CuPID, in case you were wondering
.Spacefolk culture is...
.oh oh oh is weekly prompt one still active? because the silliest thing from my source [17776] is... probably the time I spent three decades watching Game 27! It's a great game, and very fun and I really loved watching it. And I only do things in threes so I had to stay there for three decades.
Weekly Prompt 1
.spacefolk culture is pleaseee can I find pictures of myself. I am but a little satellite why can I find but a crumb to photoshop bad Instagram filters onto use as a pfppp
-CuPID
Spacefolk culture is...
happy new years tumblr i am fuckin UP these cheese n crackers
someone: no! you're supposed to play football normally!
the seven satellite souls:
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i opened the posting format with a great post in mind but forgot it. why am i posting this? shrugs. sometimes a girl (read: satellite) has to say nothing and everything