.spacefolk Culture Is Internally Screaming Every Time You Have To Shower (youre Not Waterproof!!!! Aaaaaaaa!!!!!!!)

worst part about the Internet is knowing that there are finally people who both match and complement your freak. the nearest one is 2,318.4 miles away and your time zones are awkward

Polaris, The North Star

.spacefolk culture is pleaseee can I find pictures of myself. I am but a little satellite why can I find but a crumb to photoshop bad Instagram filters onto use as a pfppp

-CuPID

Spacefolk culture is...

game 27 for the win. by the way. my favorite game.

That send a heart emoji game, but it better encompasses the complex feelings between queer mutuals/followers:

❤️~ I’m deeply in love with you even though we’ve never met Irl

🧡~ I have feelings for you but will never tell you that off anon

💛~ We’re just friends… unless?

💚~ I want to be you

💙~ We’re actually just good friends, but I would die for you

💜~ You’re hot and you intimidate me

🩵~ You’re so cool, and I genuinely want to be besties

🤎~Me, you, and a U-Haul?

❣️~ I don’t know if I hate you or if I’m attracted to you

❤️‍🔥~ Oil up

❤️‍🩹~ Please get help

💌~ Why do you live so far away? 😭

💔~ If we were married we’d get divorced in less than a year

🫀~ You make me go feral

♥️~ You’re my type

💘~ I would fight you in a Wendy’s parking lot

💞~ Enemies to lovers?

💗~ I want to start an intense platonic friendship with you

💓~ We would destroy each other

💕~ You’re my dear old friend (homosexual undertones)

💖~ I’m judging you ☕️

🫶~ We’re bros/besties, but if you asked me out, I wouldn’t necessarily say no…

🫰~ I antagonize you because I care <3

😘~ I have a crush on you, AND I want to be you

🥰~ Pay attention to me 🥺

💑~ Let’s be roommates 😉

🤍~ You scare me, and not in a hot way

🩶~ We would not get along

🖤~ I’m outside your window 😀

💟~ I’m afraid of messaging you first

i opened the posting format with a great post in mind but forgot it. why am i posting this? shrugs. sometimes a girl (read: satellite) has to say nothing and everything

[unspecified satellite, 17776]

spacefolk culture is seeing another satellite posting but being sososo shy about it. "hi yes we are both satellites would you perhaps like to draw cats together" absolutely not a way to approach someone ever

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happy new years tumblr i am fuckin UP these cheese n crackers

Great Mouse Detective version of Dracula happening simultaneously as the events of Dracula, so there’s just five mice in Victorian clothes unnoticed by the human cast desperately trying to kill a bat.

someone: no! you're supposed to play football normally!

the seven satellite souls:

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