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OMG YES. IF YOU HATE LAVENDER BROWN, ESPECIALLY BECAUSE SHE DATED RON, PLEASEEEEEEEEE GTFO.
Cho and Lavender were villainized by the narative in favor of Ginny and Hermione
Rowling despises teenage girls with traditionally feminine interests. She only treats those who don’t want to be like “other girls” or the pick-me girls well in the narrative. It’s clear she projects a deeply personal issue onto certain female archetypes, which makes me think she must have a lot of unresolved resentment, probably dating back to her childhood. She portrays Lavender as foolish for being desperate over Ron, when in reality, that’s not foolish at all—it’s completely normal for a teenage girl experiencing her first relationship and not knowing how to handle her emotions. She also mocks Lavender and the Patil twins’ interests, like Divination, girls’ magazines, or gossip, as if those things were inherently frivolous and shallow. It’s as if being a girl and enjoying “girly” things automatically makes you stupid or as if femininity itself is incompatible with having depth and other, more “serious” interests.
Likewise, through Harry’s praise of Ginny for not crying—contrasted with Cho, who does—she implies that sentimentality, emotional expression, or a lack of self-control are negative traits, while repressing emotions (which is traditionally associated with masculinity) is a positive thing that makes you “tougher” or “stronger.” Narratively, Rowling always favors Hermione for “not being like other girls” and turns Ginny into the ultimate pick-me girl. She’s a character who barely matters or has any relevance throughout the series until she suddenly transforms into the perfect cishet teenage boy fantasy: the girl who is super hot and sexually desirable but at the same time doesn’t waste time with “girly stuff” because she’s too busy acting just as aggressive as any macho guy, being hyper-focused on sports, and being “one of the boys,” cracking jokes, being rough, and acting cool. She’s a girl bro, the embodiment of the perfect woman according to male fantasy, not female. It’s as if she were designed by a hormone-driven teenage boy rather than a woman in her thirties.
Ginny is a disaster of a character from a gender analysis perspective—truly atrocious. And then there’s Luna, who doesn’t bother anyone because she’s too weird, yet she’s accepted by the “not-like-other-girls” girls precisely because of that weirdness. She’s the Manic Pixie Dream Girl, completing the trifecta of contemporary misogynistic female stereotypes embodied by Hermione, Ginny, and Luna—the only teenage female characters who are curiously treated positively and praised by the narrative. The rest are torn down at some point, specifically for reasons directly related to their gender.
-Signed, April. 💋💋💋
gryffindor | ravenclaw | slytherin
Albus' and Scorpius' amortentia DEFINITELY smelled like sweets. Yes, both of them smell sweets in their amortentia. Don't argue. (Duh the time where Albus stayed for Scorpius' sweets. 😋🫶)
Once Scorpius thought his amortentia smell was out of friendship, but sometime later he realized that he had never shared his sweets with anyone else except for Albus ☹️
Let's be so real here, Albus and Scorpius are SO BAD at giving dating/relationship advice.
LIKE- These two never had any exes, situationships, or anything like that. They just WENT STRAIGHT (pun? I guess) to crushing on eachother AND THINGS WORKED OUT FOR THEM 😭😭😭🙏
Like literally- their relationship would be one of the healthiest relationship ever- like I genuinely BELIEVE that they couldn't even fight for MORE than 10 minutes without flopping back to eachother ☹️🫶
(At some point) they probably think that if someone likes their friend, their friend WILL like them back because they are so in love and so lucky and so in love 😭😭😭🙏
Someone: "So, now that you two are together, what is your go-to dating advice?"
Albus, all confused: "...Well, I just stuck him for like 5 years and keep being secretly in love with him until he likes me back."
Scorpius: "Well yeah that's what I did! All we did was hang out together, hold hands, cuddle, share a bed, and then one day we just confessed! :D"
Someone: "...You know relationships doesn't always work that way."
Scorpius, also confused: "...What do you mean you don't just follow your bestfriend around for years until he likes you back??"
Albus: "Yeah..I mean you just choose them over and over again they'll like you back, right??"
Someone: 🤦
Albus get TONS OF OWLS and LETTERS (From Scorpius ofc) every HOLIDAY. Like, genuinely.
He has letters upon letters PILING in his room (from Scorpius ofc) ☹️☹️☹️ even Harry himself probably confronted him on the amount of letters Albus received
LIKE SERIOUSLY, Harry seeing the piles of letters ONLY FOR ALBUS probably reminded him of that time in the Dursleys with the Hogwarts letters ☹️☹️☹️🫶
And of course, Like any other lovesick teenager, Albus spends ALL HIS DAY on his room writing to Scoprius while almost always late for lunch and dinner ☹️🫶
Yes, he'll REPLY TO EVERY LETTER even as stupid as "Albus I found this cat!" with attachment of the photo of the orange cat
"OMG he's so cute ☹️☹️☹️, what should we name him?? I'll buy him some cat food and cardboard boxes and some fluffy blankets, yeah??? Do you want me to go to floo to your house??? ☹️☹️☹️🫶 Love youu"
Scorpius??? NOT ANY BETTER. He spends ALL HIS DAY in the holidays writing to Albus and practically making the family owl going back and forth to their houses 😭🙏
I feel like Draco DEFINITELY had nobody he was writing letters to so he KNEW that tye letters were for Scorpius ☹️
Scorpius and Albus visiting Astoria's grave one day, one person with a flower bouquet each, with Scorpius murmuring, "Mum, I found someone who stayed for my sweets." And Albus cried right then and there ☹️
Perhaps there are days when Scorpius just misses his mother and Albus lends him his shoulder to cry on ☹️
Ugh I have more to come stay tuned y'all I love you guys so much ☹️🫶
When Newt is about to die and he says “Tommy” I can’t help but just wonder what he was gonna say after that. “Tommy, I love you”, “Tommy, I’m scared”, “Tommy, I don’t wanna die”, “Tommy, it hurts”
They are going to be the cause of my death
I legit don't understand how fandoms with both books and movies have this one discourse about how SOME book readers believe they're a "better" and "more knowledgeable" fan than everyone else.
I GET IT- THE BOOKS AND MOVIES DIDN'T POTRAY THE EXACT THE SAME THING. I get it dawg the movies weren't accurate. I get it that the books are more accurate and have more significant and important events that WERE NOT POTRAYED in the movies.
You don't get to SHAME others who haven't read the books yet. You don't get to shame others who just started watching/reading/following the series. You don't get to shame others based on how many books of THAT SERIS they've read/finished.
Have a nice day 😋🫶 -April
Someone should rewrite The Cursed Child with Dudley having a magical child and the adopted children of Finnigan-Thomas as students in Hogwarts-!! Please 😔🙏
AND ALSO, MAKE SCORBUS CANON. PLEASE.
He was new to the glade (school/community idk what to call it in English)
We shared talks, sat next to eachother, I offered him a weird colourful drink
Man he asked SO MANY questions
I sat next to him near the fireplace (table) and looked at him as if he hung the moon, stars, and the entire solar system
HE WAS RECKLESS AS FUCK AND GOT HIMSELF IN TROUBLE
A strange person joined us (again, school/community, whatever)
Wait..it's a girl now?
"It's a girl.."
And..
Okay
Suddenly he TALKS TO HER A LOT FOR SOME REASON
AND HE SPENDS SO MUCH TIME WITH HER
AND SEEMINGLY CARES A LOT ABOUT STRANGERS
OH THEY WEREN'T STRANGERS AFTER ALL?
THEY WORKED IN THE SAME PLACE
Just no.
Uh oh.
Am I in love with him?
The boy I'm in love with is in love with another girl
I was just home from school after screaming "DON'T LIE TO ME!" at my guy bsf (The boy I'm in love with)
He claims to just "care" about her but WE ALL KNOW HE STILL LIKES HIM FOR EVERYTHING SHE DID TO HIM FOR SOME REASON
I had excema that made my skin MAD GOOEY and I looked like a walking zombie
I'm in love with someone so stupid and reckless for some reason
I do, also have a mental condition (but they told me I'm too young to be on meds so- 😁🙏)
I have no right to be mad that he cares about that girl because I'm not his partner
I HATE HIM I HATE THIS PLACE (I grew a twinge of hope when I realized I was in love with him)
I, too, was not immune and never made it out alive (academically), meanwhile HE was immune and EVEN THE CURE. EVERYONE NEEDS HIM EVERYONE WANTS HIM I HATE HIM SO FUCKING MUCH (Crank Newt, probably)
My guy would probably be the first person to murder me atp
I wrote him a letter (like, seriously) about how I'm happy that he was my friend and I genuinely wished him to be happier.
I'm in love with a boy that's in love with another girl.
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