Emily, Seeing A Crying Child At The Grocery Store

Emily : This party kinda suck, lets go

JJ : ...Emily. This is your own funeral.

Reid : I would die for you

JJ : Yeah but, you want to die everyday so that doesn't mean much

Reid :

Reid : I would live for you

JJ, gasping : You would WHAT

Emily : I like to think of myself as a "free spirit". It's way more classier than "out of fucking control".

Elle : I love when people are rude, because omg, no way ! My turn.

Hotch : What is your date of birth ?

Derek : June 6

Hotch : What year ?

Derek : ..Every year ?

Emily : I have an excellent memory ! Name one time I forgot something.

Morgan : You left me in a Walmart parking lot like, three weeks ago.

Emily : I did that on purpose, try again.

Emily : If I ever opened up to you, I was just joking

Morgan, minding is business at 7am :

JJ : Emily, you can't do that, it's against the law !

Emily, doing it anyway : I AM THE LAW !

JJ : Damn what made you like this ?

Garcia : I'm the nicest, sweetest, most rage-filled person I know

Hotch, having in his office one "depressive thought jar" and one "threat jar"

Rossi, first coming at the BAU : You have very specific swear jar

Hotch, pointing to Emily and Reid : I have very specific children.