Reid : I kind of want to be kissed. But I also kind of want to be stabbed.
Rossi, first day with the team, witnessing the fire goblin (Emily), the muscular only boy (Morgan), the emotional support baby (Garcia), the fucked up mentally baby (Reid), the mom (JJ) and the dad (Hotch).
Rossi :
Rossi : What, from the bottom of my heart, the FUCK.
Reid : Will I end this case or will this case ends me ? Stay tuned
Hotch : What is your date of birth ?
Derek : June 6
Hotch : What year ?
Derek : ..Every year ?
Hotch, having in his office one "depressive thought jar" and one "threat jar"
Rossi, first coming at the BAU : You have very specific swear jar
Hotch, pointing to Emily and Reid : I have very specific children.
Morgan : sneezes
Emily :
Morgan : Wow, not even going to say "bless you" ?
Emily : I'm sitting next to you, you've clearly been blessed.
Hotch : Yeah, by Satan.
Emily : I'm a "Or what" and a "bet" deadass bitch, because I think I'm untouchable.
Emily : I get the point of the phrase "hurt people hurt people" but I just hear a command twice
Garcia : Hotch, here's a nice and hot cup of coffee for the best boss !
Hotch : It's cold ?
Garcia : A nice cup of coffee.
Hotch : ..It's not even good. Too much sugar.
Garcia : ..A cup of coffee.
Hotch : Is this coffee or tea ?
Garcia :
Garcia : Cup.
Emily : I like to think of myself as a "free spirit". It's way more classier than "out of fucking control".
Emily : What are you, five ?
Morgan : Yeah, five heads taller than you.
Emily :
Morgan :
Emily :
Morgan : ᴾˡᵉᵃˢᵉ ᵈᵒⁿ'ᵗ ᵏᶦˡˡ ᵐᵉ
Inccorect quotes about Criminal Minds. second account : incorrect-mixfandoms
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