Respect the aces or the aces may take your kneecaps
Found this on Pinterest, but count this screenshot as a reblog
Ok
Ok
An idea
Time smells like black coffee and the woods (and trama-)
Twilight smells like mud, pumpkins, and the rain (and wet dog-)
Wind smells like the sea and soup :)
Wild totaly smells like the earth, sweat, and malice......and fish-
Four would smell like fire and new book smell (idk why the books but shhhh)
Hyrule would smell like sugar water and baked bread more specifically like cake :D
Legend would smell like rust.....ok im joking. It's more like the ocean, the woods, and dryed rock at the same time
Sky would smell like mist, wet birds, and vanilla
And wars? Ladys perfume, lavander, and coconut oil (for his hair-)
I keep sending people "<3" cause I want to say nice things without know what to say
Unpopular opinion
Thanksgiving sucks
No your mashed potatoes are not good
I dont want to talk about my cousin who went low contact
I dont care about my uncle's divorce
I just want to eat my pie in peace ðŸ˜
That is NOT-
Fuck this mob vote
Lets add Pot into minecraft
Ok. I cant un hear it.
Philza minecraft right?
Thats literally Time with the rest of the chain-
Especially the wife bits-
*Siggghhhhhh*
Odysseus:....I miss my wife Euryliochus....i miss her a lot
Odysseus: "Penelope, I'm coming home sweetie!" men open the wind bag Odysseus: "I'M BACK IN THE FUCKING BUILDING AGAIN."
Time: *sighs* We can’t manipulate, mansplain, malewife our way out of this one, Captain
Warriors: *loosening his scarf just a bit* Manwhore it is
whats up my names Crazy im 20 and i never fuckin learned how to read
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