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DANGER MEN AT WORK REFERENCE???? IN 2024???

Excuse me????

oh. my. God.

they’re at a bar. in a couple’s costume. as the ineffable husbands. after uploading a video where they can’t stop touching and looking at each other with the biggest heart eyes ever wearing 2009 merch. and they reference cat and bear save the world. what the fuck 😭

guys 😭😭 dan and phil care so much about us 😭😭 like 😭😭 what do you mean they’re editing the video right fucking now and they’re going to upload it later tonight instead of fucking going out 😭😭

granted, they could totally just go out late and stay out late idk i’m not their mother but jesus fucking christ they’re the sweetest and they love us so dearly, i’m emotional.

dan and phil!! if you can hear me!! you did not have to do anything you have done for us on this tour (particularly the massive amount of content that’s come out in october), but you did it anyway!! we appreciate it!! we love you so so much!! thank you!! GOD DAMMIT

Took my straight fiancé to tit and when Sister Daniel came out my fiancé went “oh my god. He’s HOT. Look at his legs” so needless to say Dan and Phil are continuing their legacy of turning people gay

saying "you missed the memo" on reading out a question asking how to get over a breakup is the most fucking quintessential not-quite-a-hard-launch thing they've said so far

I AM SO VERY SERIOUSLY IMAGINING IT

we need to be really fucking afraid. like we need to start seriously preparing beyond our wildest dreams because at yesterday’s q&a

directly after phil said “no seriously imagine it” and zoned out, he pointed at the cardboard cutout of gerard way and said, and i QUOTE:

“that would be— we should get a picture that before- because then we could- use it for the Thing on the Thing day”

the Thing on the Thing day????? and now apparently their director posted that they’ll be at the vegas mcr/fob festival Like is this fucking play about us?

Help I can’t stop

ohhh but something about dan in these videos lately has been giving danisnotonfire all grown up and free we love to see it