Long Distance Friendships: Games

AANG IS A LITERAL RAY OF SUNSHINE AND I LOVE HIM OKAY

HE IS MY S ON

THIS IS THE BEST DASH COINCIDENCE I HAVE EVER SEEN

You sit on a throne of lies

@vitariesocks

someone mixed adele and the civil war trailer and it’s even more sad that i thought it’d be

I BOUGHT THIS BOOK A WHILE BACK IT IS A LIFESAVER

A reference or guide for anyone who needs help with wrinkles/folds

(these belong to markcrilley, from his book “Mastering Manga”)

nameanonauthor, here’s another good guide to wrinkles & folds if you need it ^_^

 it’s a good thing my grandpa knew this

HOW TO SURVIVE A HEART ATTACK WHEN ALONE Let’s say it’s 6.15pm and you’re going home (alone of course), after an unusually hard day on the job. You’re really tired, upset and frustrated. Suddenly you start experiencing severe pain in your chest that starts to drag out into your arm and up into your jaw. You are only about five miles from the hospital nearest your home. Unfortunately you don’t know if you’ll be able to make it that far. You have been trained in CPR, but the guy that taught the course did not tell you how to perform it on yourself..!! NOW HOW TO SURVIVE A HEART ATTACK WHEN ALONE… Since many people are alone when they suffer a heart attack, without help, the person whose heart is beating improperly and who begins to feel faint, has only about 10 seconds left before losing consciousness. However, these victims can help themselves by coughing repeatedly and very vigorously. A deep breath should be taken before each cough, and the cough must be deep and prolonged, as when producing sputum from deep inside the chest. A breath and a cough must be repeated about every two seconds without let-up until help arrives, or until the heart is felt to be beating normally again. Deep breaths get oxygen into the lungs and coughing movements squeeze the heart and keep the blood circulating. The squeezing pressure on the heart also helps it regain normal rhythm. In this way, heart attack victims can perhaps buy precious time to get themselves to a phone and dial 911. Rather than sharing another joke please contribute by broadcasting this which can save a person’s life! Be prepared and become part of the solution. Get your free next-of-kin notification card today. Click here: https://www.InCaseOfEmergencyCard.com/

This would explain all his stress eating 

the old scooby doo movies centered around scooby and shaggy are so weird because instead of portraying all the monsters as humans in masks like the basis of the rest of the series, they were always encountering real monsters??

i mean no wonder scooby and shaggy are always so scared when they see people in masks.  they know there are real monsters.  one time dracula tried to turn shaggy into a werewolf.  they taught at a school for monster girls.  like??  nobody knows the terrors they have seen 

IMPORTANT QUESTION

So could someone buy a box of say, Bertie Botts Every Flavor Beans and use Engorgio on them therefore having more candy or do the magic candy companies have some sort of anti-enlargement charm on their products

And, actually, if you tell someone to kill themselves it’s considered “encouraging suicide” and you can be fined up to 25,000 dollars and be put in jail for over 10 years for doing it. If you were to commit suicide, they could be charged with manslaughter. So it’s really not in their best interest to harass you.

Do you people remember that one time I did a post about my opinion on people who’re are like “anti-feminism, pro-equality” and anti-SJW people got pissy? ‘Cause I’m reminded of it everyday by people who’re calling me a “retard” and that I should “kill myself”…

Let me make this clear, I don’t care if you don’t consider yourself a feminist but still consider yourself for female rights, ‘cause in the end I’m gonna keep calling you a feminist ‘cause that’s what you are. I don’t care that much about you though, ‘cause in the end you’re for human rights, so there’s no point in complaining about that…

… Even if I know some of you are on the bad side considering you’re saying stuff like “retard” like an insult, that’s just plain bad on too many levels…

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I actually really prefer oatmeal raisin cookies to chocolate chip fight me about it