HONESTLY THAT SINGLE SECOND MADE MY DAY

I'M CRYINg

Clive: This isn’t happening. It can’t end this way. IT WON’T END THIS WAY!

Clive: *gets hit by the pipe*

*mmmm whatcha say starts playing*

Cookies

I actually really prefer oatmeal raisin cookies to chocolate chip fight me about it

THIS IS THE BEST DASH COINCIDENCE I HAVE EVER SEEN

clive dove more like

Characters the signs should vote for in Smash

Aries: Professor Layton

Taurus: Professor Layton

Gemini: Professor Layton

Cancer: Professor Layton

Leo: Professor Layton

Virgo: Professor Layton

Libra: Professor Layton

Scorpio: Professor Layton

Sagittarius: Professor Layton

Capricorn: Professor Layton

Aquarius: Professor Layton

Pisces: Professor Layton

GOTTA GO FAST

hetcharacteroftheday, I don’t know if you’ve done anything similar to this already and if you have my apologies, but your blog is A+ and warrants a meme of solidarity.

Straight people and characters are not ‘boring’

Because their sexuality is not your entertainment.

When people complain about ‘fetishizing queerness,’ one of the arguments I always see is “LGBT+ people are not your entertainment.” Which is quite right. They’re not.

And by the same rule, straight people aren’t either.

These same people also say things like “Why be boring and straight when you can be not straight?” “Being straight must be so boring.” “Why do you want straight characters? They’re so boring!”

This shit, this shit right here, is what treats being LGBT+ like a fashion statement. Sexuality isn’t measured by it’s entertainment value. By calling straight people and characters boring, you’re saying that not being straight is more interesting. Trendy. Appealing. Entertaining. A person’s sexuality is not your entertainment. The entertainment value for characters is not in whether they’re straight or not. It’s in the story, and in having well-rounded characters with more than one defining trait. I see it said all the time that straight people shouldn’t treat queerness like it’s entertainment, well, guess what? Non-straight people shouldn’t, either.

~ Umbreon

My favorite thing about PruCan shippers is that every one I’ve talked to is just like “lol no it’s never going to happen” but they ship it anyways and way to go guys you’ve dragged me into this horrible pit of wishful thinking too goddamn it

Rest in peace, Mr. Spock.

Fantastic. I didn’t need my heart today anyways.

and finally, i’ve paid homage to my favorite quote of the entire game although slightly misquoted here to make things fit.

and now, i’m off to download the newest dlc CAUSE WHO NEEDS A HEART THAT’S NOT SHATTERED INTO A MILLION PIECES ??