My Brain Has Been Full Of Dan Heng Dynamics Lately. Dan Heng Is Running Out Of Hands For All These Men

My brain has been full of Dan Heng dynamics lately. Dan Heng is running out of hands for all these men he's pulling.

He's got a traumatic kill or be killed situationship with his past life's ex husband

He's got a general who was crushing on his last life now re-meeting and re-crushing anew on him

He's got some guy (or gal) he picked up off the ground on the space station with a bomb in his chest who keeps bringing him literal trash and stealing books and burrowing into his heart

And now he's got a depressed cyborg cowboy criminal with a swearing problem on that ride or die attitude for him and trying to ride him about it now that they've gotten past the classic held at gunpoint greeting.

Unmatched rizz, and he asked for none of it.

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1 month ago

okay so i've gotten some mixed answers on this. i'm probably gonna go with yun cigarette elias matches for my fic though. thank you to allo for always cooking and to whoever (maybe vani) said "the cigarettes are the reason the matches burn in the first place"

debating which person in yubas would be cigarettes and which one would be the matches for a fic i'm writing

you could argue that yun is self-destructed right now. but how is elias contributing to that? in the fic this is after their breakup and it like reallyy fucks yun up.

but ALSO we could argue it's them during the relationship. elias collapsing in on himself because of yun. how elias wants to help him, but he refuses help. yun is obsessive, incredibly unstable. (i mean tbf so is elias...)

this doesn't need to be about self-destruction either. it could also be about recreation, appearances, someone being "the spark." i don't know anymore why am i debating this it's one line about which colors the boxes are.

2 weeks ago

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4 weeks ago

I love personalization. I love stickers on water bottles and on laptops. I love shitty marker drawing on the toes of converse. I love hand embroidered doodles on jeans. I love posters on walls. I love knick knacks on shelves. I love jewelry with goofy charms. I love when people take things and make them theirs.

2 weeks ago

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1 month ago

i actually love this idea so much and it simultaneously breaks my heart

As i am rereading tbosas i had a thought that Maysilee and Wyatt were doomed in every narrative. Had they lived during the First Quarter Quell timeline, when district citizens chose their own tributes, they would have been reaped as well.

So we're supposed to choose our own tributes, huh? How about that meanest girl in town, Maysilee Donner, who moves around the town looking down at us, flaunting her jewellery and money? Well, you're in for a surprise Miss Donner, all the money cant buy you power over us. Who's the superior one now, Miss Donner? Good luck in the games.

And how about we teach that old Jethro Callow a thing or two about betting on seam kids? Lets see how willing he is to bet when it's his own son that is in the game. The son is likely involved in the betting as well, so no innocent life is being sacrificed in the process.

Meanwhile as soon as they were given a chance, both Maysilee and Wyatt reverted the expectations. The "meanest girl in town" taking care of all the underdogs in the games, being an older sister and showing great care for them when nobody else would, and the "heartless" booker boy sacrificing his chances for a person he barely knew. A true don't judge a book by its cover.

1 month ago

i actually need it or i will cry

I don't care who plays Haymitch I just need a District Twelve tribute to bow sarcastically at some point in the movie

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