Not A Canadian But Anyway

i actually need it or i will cry

I don't care who plays Haymitch I just need a District Twelve tribute to bow sarcastically at some point in the movie

is it bad that i read the smutty gay fanfics before i actually read the book

Can’t believe I’ve resorted to reading smutty gay fanfics about characters in classic literature

🎶 I have three looks, and that's it, got grunge borderlining wannabe emo, renaissance fair earthy pirate-core, and androgynous victorian literature whore 🎶

who hasn't?

reblog if you’ve read fanfictions that are more professional, better written than some actual novels. I’m trying to see something

my fav thing about sunrise on the reaping was when haymitch was like yeah caeser i'm a lone wolf 😏 i'm with the newcomers but i'm not WITH the newcomers, yknow? they call me a rascal. a rebel against the gamemasters. I scored a ONE and that is a THREAT. you do not want to mess with me 🙅

cut to him with like 20 kids following him around like ducklings, him hiding in his t-shirt, him letting a bunny guide him to safety because it reminded him of his girlfriend, and him making nightlights out of potatoes.

https://vxtwitter.com/PopBase/status/1913304654609260731

people trying to act like her voice isn't ethereal in the replies like who are you lying to

I saw a post that said "percy jackson is like the hufflepuff of fandoms because everyone's super nice and other people think we're silly" and i thought it was ironic, because one of my friends had told me a while ago that the pjo fandom has a big misogyny problem and we're the least aware of it.

I think one of the funniest things about the Sabzeruz event is that the devs choose to go with Candace, Traveler, and Paimon having a whole "Ooh, two mysterious men are going into an alley to have a 'private' conversation; they must be bad guys!" only to then go "Oh just kidding, it was only Alhaitham and Kaveh doing typical Alhaitham and Kaveh things."

Except the "Alhaitham and Kaveh" thing in question this time was talking about Mehrak, a sentient robot that Kaveh built using absolutely forbidden technology, and which he then whole-heartedly willed would develop a consciousness of its own, violating one of the central taboos of his nation's governing agency, committing what amounts to an inherent and extreme felony punishable by law.

Alhaitham and Kaveh: Listen, we're not bad guys discussing illegal activity here. We're just two men having a private, personal conversation. Happens all the time.

Paimon, Candace, and Traveler: Oh cool, they're not doing a crime; they're just gay.

But they were, in fact, doing a crime.

american pope leo xiv please excommunicate jd vance because it would be so fucking funny.

let me be good at math

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