Fuck Last Night Me And Her Stupid STUPID Ideas Ugh

Guess I should post something original. Enjoy my hippie cardigan creation journey. I really shouldn’t have used this yarn though

Can’t tell if I want to be her or be with her

bimbo-by-choice maddie. she absolutely says “i’m literally just a girl” and means it. yeah she knocks people out on the rink but dreams of a man to completely provide for her and pamper her. little princess who thinks she deserves the world but will accept literally any treatment she’s given to the point of toxicity. she is the damsel in distress with her fluffy white cat in her purse who’s her only friend. i literally can’t with her. i want to be with her, i want to be her, i want to slap her and tell her to get a goddamn job so she can stop relying on sugar mommies to buy her “girl dinners.”

Yay! I got it!!

I think you might just like watching adorable things being pampered. The Mathew obsession is starting to make sense

CLOCKED IT

Pausing extrahistory, oversimplified, etc. videos to explain and further elaborate on history that the videos don’t cover while watching them with your family as an adult fulfils a deep seated need to be listened to that you just didn’t get as a child

When you’re up at 2am knowing damn well that you have to be up at 7:30am for practice, but fuck that noise time to learn fake ID

lol wtf

matthew: sometimes i put my charging phone on my chest when i fall asleep to imitate the warmth of another person

therapist: is that a fucking polar bear

Reblogging to be cool lesbian aunt

Ukraine has raging lesbian vibes I live her sm

She would be the cool lesbian aunt

💕

my goal in life is so be a cool lesbian aunt

I love this headcanon omg. She really does I think.

I think you're on track to be a cool lesbian aunt bro you have all these niche artistic hobbies and everything. I mean... Do you even need a niece or nephew to be an aunt? I think it's about the vibes .. it's about the aunt spirit.

LESBIANS!!!!!!

Lesbians unite!!!

Reblogging cause I’m at the point in my manic episode where I no longer feel human, and need to do this in order to bring me back to feeling like life is not over and worth living

gonna take a hot shower and put on a big t shirt and my undies and i’m gonna sit on the floor and color at my coffee table like im 6 years old again and then i’ll feel better

This is my neighbourhood cat, she wanders around a lot and whenever I think of her and I’m outside I take like a second to look around and she just comes running. She’s sadly declawed so I keep an eye on her and make sure she’s not getting herself into trouble. She also loves to follow me home but never wants to stay so I don’t force her. She’s just a baby.

i want a cat so bad it physically hurts

please talk to me abt cats and send me pictures of your cats