Can't stop thinking about the brothers calling MC "master" since that new teaser trailer came out. The game is called "One Master to Rule Them All." It's always been called that. This massive potential has been right in front of our eyes the whole time.
Lucifer, who only uses it in private when he's feeling particularly devilish. He wraps his arms around you, looks you right in the eye, and asks, "how does my master feel today, hmm?"
Mammon, who has an empty wallet and the urge to gamble: "Maaaster! Can I borrow some cash? I can, right? I'm your first, after all. I'll just take it from your wallet."
Leviathan, who wants to go to an anime collab cafe but is too anxious to go alone, so he begs you: "Please! Master! It's only open this week and I just have to collect all 24 limited edition cafe coasters! It'll be easier if we go together!"
Satan, who catches you when you stumble and jokingly asks, "are you okay, master?" He likes seeing the little sparks of wrath in your eyes that mirror his own.
Asmodeus, who thinks the word is hot and enjoys your reaction when he comes to steal you away from other people by saying "hey! I need to speak with my master. I'll be borrowing them for a while. I'm sure you don't mind."
Beelzebub, who hungrily stares at the food in the fridge with your name on it. He knows he needs to butter you up to have any chance of success: "Hey master, are you gonna eat that?"
Belphegor, who uses it at the most unexpected times. He texts the group chat, "does anyone know where our master is? I can't find them." It sets off a long chain of messages. "Master's not in their bedroom?" "Master? Haven't seen 'em." "Did you try yelling 'master!' and seeing if they respond?" "I saw master getting something to drink about an hour ago." "Master, are you reading our messages? I know you are." "I can't believe master is ignoring us." Several crying emoji are sent in quick succession.
Solomon and Barbatos, who witness the brothers doing this on occasion. Solomon turns to the latter and says, "You never call me your master. Want to give it a try?"
Barbatos looks at him with barely repressed revulsion. "I only have one master, and that is the Young Master. If you ever make such a joke again I will have you tried in court for lese-majeste."
People who read both witch hat atiler and Ichi the witch!
So you think that quifrey would be able to teach ichi? Just a random question..
Also I love that when the stream got banned the whole chat was spamming
CAPTAIN???
Captain!!!!
Captain??!!!!
CAPTAIN!!!
The brothers: *looking suspiciously at the human food*
Mc: What?
Lucifer: This stuff… It's certainly disgusting
Mc: Oh, come on!!!
Belphie: Blew... looks as bad as it sounds…
Mc: Hear me out, if I can eat Charred Poison Belly Newt or Devildom Stir-fry with Toxic Chameleon, you can eat the fucking lentil stew.
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I have this thought or idea that Dio hadn't seen Hermes for years. He couldn't stop missing his singing bird…
*Someone is trying to break into Cocytus hall*
MC:*Looking at Solomon and frowning* Did you lock the front door?
Solomon:*Nodding* Yes, I locked the door.
MC: I don't think it was locked…
Solomon: I know I locked the!-
*Sound of glass breaking in the distance*
MC:….
Solomon: Ha! Hear that? They had to break a window! Now are you going to take care of them or shall I?
MC:*Gesturing for Solomon to go ahead* Have fun.
Solomon:*Pulling his magic wand out of thin air and twirling it* Oh, I will~
My guilty pleasure right now is watching luxury hotel reviews and I found this british guy who keeps accidentally clipping into the backrooms.
He's unintentionally making the best liminal horror content on youtube
So I’m on AO3 and I see a lot of people who put “I do not own [insert fandom here]” before their story.
Like, I came on this site to read FAN fiction. This is a FAN fiction site. I’m fully aware that you don’t own the fandom or the characters. That’s why it’s called FAN FICTION.
[2023] TOP 20 PODCASTS ON AO3 FOUND IN FANDOMS > OTHER MEDIA
To make this ranking, all series titles in Other Media were copy-pasted to Google Sheets, rearranged according to number of fanworks, and then manually filtered since not all podcasts were marked as such.
The numbers under each rank indicate how much they rose/fell in the rankings based on last year's (Oct. 24, 2023) rankings, which can be found here. The gray numbers in parenthesis indicate how much fanworks it gained since last year.
The data for this year and last year's rankings were taken while logged in, so lcoked fanworks are included in the count.
A few web series like Critical Role and Dimensions 20 released audio-only versions of their works too, but I left them out since they were listed was a web series on ao3 and more known as one too.
Cabin Pressure has also been left off the list this time since its podcast format was only released in 2019, years after it aired on the radio.
All nonfiction podcasts have also been excluded (Not that there were many), because with RPFs, it’s hard to tell if the fic in question is just based on the podcast or because of the things the person has done outside of it. Last year, I accidentally included The Misfits in the list since I didn't realize from its description that it was nonfiction.
The Two Princes (Podcast) ranks 21st in the rankings this year, and actually ranked 20th last year when the rankings are adjusted to exclude Cabin Pressure and The Misfits.
The College Tapes is actually a spinoff of The Bright Sessions.
Thanks for understanding and hopefully I didn’t mess up anywhere! 🙏
dance battle<33
Simeon: You're human, it's clear that you are afraid to do certain dangerous things… Or at least you should be...
Mc: *healing their wound* Are you sure about that?
Simeon: ?
Mc: Are you sure it's not you... No, you, as an angel who is afraid to do things?
Simeon: What are you implying?
Mc: Well, I know that angels look down on humans as unconscious, weak creatures…. Inferiors
Simeon: That's…
Mc: *looking at him fondly* Humans only have this one life, Simeon.
Simeon: …
Mc: We can't even be sure that heaven or hell exists, although I know ironically … Only this life.
Simeon: *looking into their eyes*
Mc: If you were in that situation? Would you prefer to live in a glass box without any danger? Or risk and live, really, live as long as you can?
Simeon: I…
Mc: *totally healed* Do you think humans should be like that because that's how you've been living as an angel?
Simeon: *feeling his chest heaving*
Mc: *smiling* Tell me, would you be willing to go on like this now that you're human?
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This doesn't make a lot of sense but I'm thirsty…Give me a deep conversation between Simeon and Mc about mortality, about the human beings, about being human, about angel standards, about angel thoughts about humans, about Simeon's feelings and everything that's in his heart!!!! Please.
I think I'm waiting too much for the new season right? 😂
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