I Love Gore But Also I Like Cute But Mostly Gore

Haha the best

O No

Crap welp better start running

I almost laugh and im at the middle of the night

I might wake up my whole family cuz i laughed

Yes welcome to my shitpost! No regrets whatsoever!

This was based on “leeziezz” great video!

Original audio belongs to “sithical” on YouTube

Why me 0-0

only a tiny portion of this was made while sober

I don't know wut i have made i gave birth to this

#trash

I try to draw and my lil brother said play games with me

Merry Christmas ⛄🌲

This is a lil sketch of me in a Christmas hat and nothing much

O hey look is me with a machine gun

#chloewithguns

Snickers slogan is"you're not you when you're hungry."

I learnt that I can execute and plan the worse crime scene with extreme thoughtful afterwards clean up to prevent suspicion,all because I have cravings for food.But also managed to activate my brain cells to work smoothly.

It's in the middle of the night(just now)and my family is asleep,I randomly went to my kitchen before turning to my fridge with full determination.Opened the door before grabbing the nearest avocado and looking at it like it's the last meal I'll ever eat.Sliced it up into random pieces I dubbed "good enough" on the stone counter so water can easily be wiped off.Knife thrown into the side of the sink to look like it was used before midnight.

Put the avocado on a kitchen paper towel before slightly drenching the sliced avocado in soy sauce.Not caring for a fact it can leak everywhere because I planned it by using kitchen towel to soak the mess up.I remember eating it all like I haven't touched a single grain of rice for a year,munched it down even if parts of it hurts my teeth, vacuumed it whole in minutes.Carefully checking the living room and just throwing the trash in a specific angle so my family wouldn't notice the avocado peels,to bring suspicion back to me in the morning.Cleaned everything up and feeling proud.

Just minutes later I realised,I literally just got up and used all my dedication to eat avocado with soy sauce.

My family all rn is still deep asleep,they will never know the damn crime scene that took place in their kitchen with their eldest daughter typing a blog about this horrendous event.

They will never know.

Sometimes cravings can get people to do things they themselves wouldn't even believe they'll do it.

Here's the two drawn depiction of what my family would see if they walk in on me devouring the avocado like a python.

Happy easter everyone!!!