O No

O No

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4 years ago

I almost laugh and im at the middle of the night

I might wake up my whole family cuz i laughed

Yes welcome to my shitpost! No regrets whatsoever!

This was based on β€œleeziezz” great video!

Original audio belongs to β€œsithical” on YouTube

4 years ago

𝕃𝕒𝕗𝕗π•ͺ π•₯𝕒𝕗𝕗π•ͺ π•žπ•–π•žπ•–( lazy ) https://www.instagram.com/p/CKlko9tJSPw/?igshid=o3uhgk1qu280

4 years ago

Me drawing myself

Me Drawing Myself
Me Drawing Myself

Dad

Me Drawing Myself

Lil brother ( Davis )

Me Drawing Myself

#nicedrawing mum 1st dad 2nd lil bro 3rd

2 weeks ago

The reason why I haven't updated my FTFO journey is because I was shell shocked after chapter 19,shit hit me like a truck.

Anyways,one random morning after drinking cold brew black coffee.I suddenly had the urge to write fanfics and go back to the fics I've been reading.So wish me luck!


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7 months ago

Throw back to Mia my oc,I would like to change her looks because it was too similar or literally like lost silver πŸ˜…

chloelazulinew - ask lol
chloelazulinew - ask lol

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4 years ago
No Way I Finally Got My Crown

No way i finally got my crown

4 years ago
Haha The Best

Haha the best

Haha The Best
3 months ago

Snickers slogan is"you're not you when you're hungry."

I learnt that I can execute and plan the worse crime scene with extreme thoughtful afterwards clean up to prevent suspicion,all because I have cravings for food.But also managed to activate my brain cells to work smoothly.

It's in the middle of the night(just now)and my family is asleep,I randomly went to my kitchen before turning to my fridge with full determination.Opened the door before grabbing the nearest avocado and looking at it like it's the last meal I'll ever eat.Sliced it up into random pieces I dubbed "good enough" on the stone counter so water can easily be wiped off.Knife thrown into the side of the sink to look like it was used before midnight.

Put the avocado on a kitchen paper towel before slightly drenching the sliced avocado in soy sauce.Not caring for a fact it can leak everywhere because I planned it by using kitchen towel to soak the mess up.I remember eating it all like I haven't touched a single grain of rice for a year,munched it down even if parts of it hurts my teeth, vacuumed it whole in minutes.Carefully checking the living room and just throwing the trash in a specific angle so my family wouldn't notice the avocado peels,to bring suspicion back to me in the morning.Cleaned everything up and feeling proud.

Just minutes later I realised,I literally just got up and used all my dedication to eat avocado with soy sauce.

My family all rn is still deep asleep,they will never know the damn crime scene that took place in their kitchen with their eldest daughter typing a blog about this horrendous event.

They will never know.

Sometimes cravings can get people to do things they themselves wouldn't even believe they'll do it.

Here's the two drawn depiction of what my family would see if they walk in on me devouring the avocado like a python.

Snickers Slogan Is"you're Not You When You're Hungry."

Snickers Slogan Is"you're Not You When You're Hungry."

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4 years ago

Ok ask is open lol

4 years ago

A gift for csormt

A Gift For Csormt
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