MALEVOLENT PART 52 SPOILERS AHEAD ‼️ + CW BLOOD

im looking forward to kayne trying to kill azatoth and azatoth in a lucid(?) dream state going "lol. lmao" and, idk, dreaming all the versions of kayne that he killed back into existence or something else that completely fucks with him

The Wager spoilers 😭😭😭

Antoine: Did I get love, my lord?

Arthur: Unconditionally, from friends.

Antoine: But did I get bitches, my lord?

Arthur:

Arthur: You were so kind

arthur telling john he never should have opened the book and saying that never meeting john would have been a good thing ,,,, filing that under Top 3 Worst Things Arthur Lester Has Ever Said

Most days it’s easy to forget that John was once part of the King in Yellow. His soft skin and charming awkwardness so far from the King’s many hollow facades.

But somedays Noel wakes up with a bone deep ache screaming down his limbs and a migraine hunting his steps. Somedays he wakes up and just knows that it’ll be a bad day.

Last week had one of those days. Noel tried to fight it off but the foul mood reached a crescendo after dinner. Arthur and Oscar were in the other room pouring over a new tome. John was idly sitting at the kitchen island while Noel finished up the dishes.

If you asked Noel exactly what happened next, he wouldn’t be able to tell you. The memory playing back like a broken record, skipping and distorting.

He remembers his head pulsing in time with his heartbeat, the feeling of the dirty dish water quickly becoming too much to bear and John’s voice.

The god fragment was asking him if he wanted to go see a film with him. When Noel declined, John’s tone shifted, becoming cough syrup sweet, golden, manipulative, he barely got a few words out.

Next, Noel remembers being on his knees on the floor. John beneath him on his back, staring up at Noel.

Noel’s hands around John’s neck. Squeezing, screaming that the King couldn’t take him back.

More hands, at his back, pulling, tearing. Voices muffled and distorted. “Noel stop!”

John’s hand, cradling Charlie’s face.

i hope arthur arrives back in 1934 and it turns out he's carrying every plague from the 1200s and he ends up causing a mass outbreak

You don't like New Yawk? 🗽? Bada Bing?

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Malevolent spoilers!

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it just occurred to me kayne said John would get his own body, never specified if would be human..

CAT!JOHN COULD BE CANON :0

phenomenal news, all

so over the last couple of days i've been working on my John Doe cosplay, which i needed to set up for ease of access (so i could work on it without wearing it)

an unintended consequence of this has been. the creation of this thing that now lives in my bedroom

my room now feels like an arthur lester simulator. i wake up, i fall asleep, i sit down or stand up and there is The Creature

he is currently discovering the joy of whimsy (and felt ornament i made of john for an xmas party) life is so beautiful 💛

he is frightening my roommates. i love him

Part 38 🤝 Part 49

I (man in two very happy and fulfilling relationships) had to listen to around an hours worth of break up songs just to be able to continue the podcast without strangling Arthur Lester and John Malevolent Doe because the fumbling of the sad little gay priest greatly upset me me