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so over the last couple of days i've been working on my John Doe cosplay, which i needed to set up for ease of access (so i could work on it without wearing it)

an unintended consequence of this has been. the creation of this thing that now lives in my bedroom

A photograph of a yellow hooded cloak draped over a stool and a mannequin head sitting atop it. The head has a cosplay mask on its face. It gives the impression of a human sitting on the floor of a bedroom, draped in a yellow cloak with a white, horned mask for a face.

my room now feels like an arthur lester simulator. i wake up, i fall asleep, i sit down or stand up and there is The Creature

A blurry picture of the cloaked figure on the floor of a bedroom, with a hand in the foreground gesturing loosely to it. The light is dimmer and the figure looks more like a solid figure than a cloak on a stool.

Another photo of the figure, even darker and ominously blurrier at night, captioned with text reading: "nobody talk to me or my fragment of an elder god chilling in my room 🙄"

he is currently discovering the joy of whimsy (and felt ornament i made of john for an xmas party) life is so beautiful 💛

A brighter photo, taken over the shoulder of the masked figure (now with a string of jewels draped over the hood) as it is positioned in front of a small Christmas tree. On the tree is a felt ornament of John Doe: a yellow tentacled figure with a cracked pallid mask for a face.

A photo of the figure looking at the tree from farther away. Its cloak trails out along the floor behind it, and it appears to be staring at the tree and its felt John ornament with earnest.

he is frightening my roommates. i love him

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a line drawing of Arthur, John, and Kayne from Malevolent. Arthur and John are drawn in the background in a chibi style with big tearful eyes. Kayne is in the foreground smiling, his red pupils heart shaped, quoting a tweet that says "his kicked puppy demeanor and easily manipulatable ways have enchanted me"

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childish-arson

1 month ago

hey man. they turned my favorite character into pencil shavings. given him the ol’ mashed potato. limited edition arthur lester brand apple sauce. he is giving the lego keychain on my backpack who has lost both arms and one of his legs has mysteriously appeared inside my pocket. they cheese grated him. yeah. puréed that motherfucker. to smithereens you say. bro got disassociated like salt in water. dashed upon the rocks. rent limb from limb. from the nave to the chops. you could go bungee jumping with his guts. maybe the real hand of malevolence was the hands we lost along the way. his bones are pine needles his eyes are fruit gushers his limbs are accessories to kayne’s met gala look. filleted like a fish. yeah. popped like a ripe cherry. just absolutely turned into soup. his skin is like the discarded perforated section of the spiral notebook that stays on the ring when you tear a page. yeah all that’s left is one final book he kept on him at all times. not sure what the title was, it was in ancient yiddish. yeah. weird right? mhmm. yeah they put him down the garbage disposal. yeah he’s just kind of a weird stain now. yeah it was sad. how was your day

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childish-arson

1 month ago

Fun fact about me! One of my long time special interests is the 1920s/silent generation, so my current malevolent obsession just lines up in the most awful wonderful way. Anyway. Biblically accurate Arthur be upon ye.

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childish-arson

1 month ago

...yeah i got nothing

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childish-arson

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“ough” is such a raw emotion i dont think i could live without it

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i love how tma introduces canon vampires and immediately glosses over them. yeah we have vampires here. who the fuck even cares. we’ve got bigger fish to fry jonathan

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i hate when you google a word and some fucking company comes up instead. Do you think you are more important than the english dictionary you piece of shit corporation

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