Another Day Another Reminder That Arthur Made Yellow Cold Because He Was Hurting

TWELVE WEEKS i have waited to share this with you all. AN ETERNITY !!! 

enjoy >:)))

sorry about spamming the feed with some twink and his eldritch boyfriend, I've just really gotten into Malevolent.

fem malevolent would just be

alice lester

jane doe

the queen in yellow

“why are you so angry alice?”

“i’m on my period”

“what the fuck is a period?”

“how do you not know what periods are, jane?”

“BECAUSE IM NOT A HUMAN, ALICE. i’m from the dark world. i’m an eldritch monster”

what if you wore a shirt that featured a picture of you trying to claw your way out of the shirt with a horrid desperate expression and the text "THAT'S NOT ME THAT'S NOT ME I'M TRAPPED IN THE SHIRT"

A talk with mom

hate when someone asks how are you and you say good how are you and they say "oh not so great" or something. it's always like ohh okay i see we're being honest i thought we were playing pretend. can i have a do-over

Us

phenomenal news, all

so over the last couple of days i've been working on my John Doe cosplay, which i needed to set up for ease of access (so i could work on it without wearing it)

an unintended consequence of this has been. the creation of this thing that now lives in my bedroom

my room now feels like an arthur lester simulator. i wake up, i fall asleep, i sit down or stand up and there is The Creature

he is currently discovering the joy of whimsy (and felt ornament i made of john for an xmas party) life is so beautiful 💛

he is frightening my roommates. i love him

The Magnus Archives is a horror podcast WRONG

The Magnus Archives is a RomCom WRONG

It's the world most elaborately made and longest anti smoking ad lmao

[guy who keeps dying and coming back voice] Why does everyone look so upset lol