You know what? Let’s turn the tables. What’s YOUR greatest fear, Gabriel? I’ll share mine if you share yours… 👀
Maybe he hasn’t read the Gen Z Bible, but he might’ve picked up on some other youth humor…
G: Oh, I’m afraid-
G: -afraid I’ll be a little late visiting your mom tonight.
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Charlie has to be the safest person ever. Not only is she the second most powerful being in Hell, but her Protection Squad™️ consists of her ex-exorcist angel girlfriend, a spider demon from a crime boss family, a former overlord gambler, a cyclops maid that will stab anybody if you simply tell her to, a snake war general with hypnotic powers, the motherfucking cannibalistic radio demon who has killed hundreds if not thousands of people just cause he can, and her father who is literally the FUCKING DEVIL
A beaten old dog
Hung pictures of patron saints up on my wall
To remind me that I am a fool
Tell me where I came from, what I will always be
Just a spoiled little kid who went to Catholic school
When I am dead I won't join their ranks
‘Cause they are both holy and free
And I'm in Ohio, satanic and chained up
And until the end, that's how it'll be
I said make me love myself so that I might love you
Don't make me a liar, 'cause I swear to god
When I said it I thought it was true
(Follow-up comic to this. Additional strip below:)
one two doodle
This was vaguely inspired by someone else but I forgot who
im slowly getting sucked into this ship
(imagine making a TMC au in 2025)
The dead resurrect and are now mindless zombies covered in plants. The fungus builds up around wounds or certain places that caused the death. The fungus is a parasite, using the dead as hosts. The spores of the fungi are deadly toxic to alternates. Some alternates die, some hide, a rare few fight. The fungi are also deadly toxic to other species, especially humans. Inhaling the spores is fatal, as the fungus tear you from the inside out, turning you into a mindless zombie. Best advised wearing a mask when venturing outside.
The fungi can enter the body in a few ways. It can enter the lungs after inhalation, corrupting the lungs and taking over other organs slowly. It can also enter open wounds into the blood line, infecting a little quicker than through the organs. Early symptoms can be (but not limited to) coughing up bloody petals/leaves, sudden aggression, migraines, dizziness, hallucinations, a sudden urge to go outdoors in infected areas.
‼️The infected can be killed off. Alternates cannot get infected, they'd just die. You can prevent an infection before it starts by cutting the infection out within 3 days‼️
Mark Heathcliff. Status: infected.
Cesar Torres. Status: Was infected, leg was cut off to prevent infection; Alive.
Adam Murray. Status: Alive (immune) but mentally unwell. Grieving.
Jonah Marshall. Status: Infected. Caged up to keep Adam sane.
Sarah Heathcliff. Status: Alive. Hiding out with Cesar.
Evelin Miller. Status: Semi-alive. Hiding in the Mandela County Police Department. Alone, dying of starvation.
Thatcher Davis. Status: Alive. Hiding with Adam and infected Jonah. The reason Adam hasn't done anything fucking stupid.
Ruth Weaver. Status: Dead. Was shot by Thatcher. It was a dark time.
Dave Lee. Status: Infected.
Stanley. Status: Alive, in hiding.
Lucifer. Status: Alive, also in hiding.
MY SILLIES!!!
LMK SPOILERS//
What do you mean this wasn't what happened after that scene?
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for my birthday four months ago i ordered a cute looking eevee plush off of ebay that apparently you could brush and style? i didn't read the description carefully and it was also in japanese. well it arrived!
or, at least, i thought it did...?
“oh yes, i am very reasonable and normal about this subject!!”
*proceeds to mass reblog any related content*