Mine Is 'neon Onion Ring'. Idk How To Feel Abt It But I Do Be Neon

If alternates are cats

And alternates work at a coffe shop

Altercat cafe?

That'd be like have a cat cafe with tigers and panthers bu ykw probably totally worth it

real

hungry much?

Why is alt!Cesar and Mark's friendship so wholesome?

Real!Cesar & Mark's is like the standard teenage boys' where they shit on each other, while alt!Cesar's over here threatening other alters who get a bit too close to his claimed and bagging to his (homophobic) coworker about his amazing roommate/friend

Human Cesar and Mark indeed had a friendship like any other pair of teen boys. Perhaps the ribbing was. A little too hard from Cesar at times, but Mark’s never had friends before, so he can’t blame him for not quite keeping up with the blows.

As for alt!Cesar…

…Perhaps he merely became exactly the kind of friend Mark needed.

Fave new twitter thread

“If she hates the coffee so bad, why does she keep coming back? If she lives I might kill her myself to have one less pain in the ass.”

— (1st pic) —

G: Sir, this is a coffee shop.

— (2nd pic) —

G: Favorite? Ha, funny. I’m not fickle enough to have “favorites.”

(A/N: It’s caramel mocha with extra whipped cream and added chocolate drizzle.)

— (3rd pic) —

G: Yes, yes, I’ll get to you, thank you…

G: Of course they know I’m also St. Gabriel’s pastor. Little hard to blend in when you look like this, and unlike the others I can’t just change this face like you’d change your clothes.

G: And look. I don’t care how people are spending their money here as long as I’m getting paid.

G: If someone wants the liquid equivalent of a bullet to the heart, then fine. You bought it, I make it, the end.

— (4th pic) —

S: Uh, Gabriel…we got another complaint from that 14 espresso shot lady. She’s blaming us for ending up in the ER again-

G: GOOD. I hope that witch dies this time.

A beaten old dog

Hung pictures of patron saints up on my wall

To remind me that I am a fool

Tell me where I came from, what I will always be

Just a spoiled little kid who went to Catholic school

When I am dead I won't join their ranks

‘Cause they are both holy and free

And I'm in Ohio, satanic and chained up

And until the end, that's how it'll be

I said make me love myself so that I might love you

Don't make me a liar, 'cause I swear to god

When I said it I thought it was true

(Follow-up comic to this. Additional strip below:)

yuri shipping

Something catches Blitz' eye in the toy garage and Fizz can't help but lend a hand to his bestie 🤲

Aaron Burr, Sir but Hazbin

Y/N- Alexander Hamilton

Alastor- Aaron Burr

Vox- John Laurens

Velvette- Lafayette

Valentino- Hercules Mulligan