Cheeze545 - Untitled

She bodying on my temple till I hot damn!

Medical Malpractice

(Practice of realism)

was forcing my friend to listen to. marsha thankk you for the dialects i think it was and they commented on the saxophone in it and said something about how "it would be epic if he had a kazoo song" and i replied "oh buster let me put you onto this" and started playing chemical overreaction and they yelled quite loudly in the middle of the school hallway "OOOOHHH BOY THIS IS SOMETHING I COULD GET MY GROOVE ON TO!!"

You are either going to the bathroom with me or going to the bathroom against me

It's such a good thing that Google podcasts didn't have first like four episodes, because I can listen to them now. They're so good though!!! Can you believe the sun has acquired a gun(and sentience) only in second episode??

Also it's based on this meme. I changed it a bit because I think the composition is better that way also Chris deserves a cool ass red orb

Lying to someone about how risky something is to make it seem safer than it is because you know they wouldn't do it if they knew it was dangerous: Shitty. Evil. Unforgivable.

Lying to someone about how risky something is to make it seem more dangerous than it is because you know they'd love the thrill of danger while you know you're actually perfectly safe: Actually that's hilarious. Fun for everybody involved.

need a full body massage a margarita 400mg of ibuprofen a plate of brownies at least an hour in a jacuzzi and 20,000 dollars cash

Guys

He's um

He took too much fall damage

Sometimes baby girl is a man in his forties 🤷‍♀️