Favorite Bird Genre Has Got To Be 'that's Literally Just A Dinosaur'

If you're expecting your employee to fix a mistake that's costing you millions, then they deserve a very significant cut of it.

If they were being fair, they'd ask for half, which would be $9 million. But they didn't even ask for that. They asked for a raise, which would probably be a few thousand a year. And you couldn't even give them that.

This was much funnier when I remembered to post it on Easter.

Found this on instagram and had to share (with a couple of tweaks)

Og post: @/housemdcore on insta :)

When their entire relationship is toxic, but they're both so fucked up that it's actually the best case scenario, because subjecting anybody else to either of them would be a human rights violation.

Diagnosis. JD Vance fucking killed The Pope.

this is the man they stopped from saying that house and wilson were lovers in an interview, well guess what you cant stop lmm on twitter [insert demonic laughter]

headcanons about dating james wilson <3

he cheats on you with house

This is so cool idk what everyone in the comments is mad about. Yes they’re rich, I know how y’all feel about that, but all the comments about the kids are just WEIRD. Like, “those kids are gonna be SO entitled 🙄” let them have fun?? They’re like 9???

?????? rich people are losing it

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