When Their Entire Relationship Is Toxic, But They're Both So Fucked Up That It's Actually The Best Case

House doing anything instead of clinic duty

If House and Wilson got together in the show there would be a scene where House walks out of a closet. A patient stares at him and House lifts his cane and says "oh my leg? You should see the other guy" and walks away. Five seconds later, Wilson scrambles out of the closet with his shirt unbuttoned, his hair sticking up in every direction, and his tie pulled down. He sees the patients shocked face and and says "uh. There was. Um. See you" before running away too

Todays Will Wood:

god, Mads Mikkelsen’s face is the most fun thing to draw istg,,, so here are some Hannibals!!

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Diagnosis. JD Vance fucking killed The Pope.

These are the same thing I will take no questions

i am officially team bottom house PLEASE that's literally his sugar daddy, like wdym house asked wilson to buy a piece of furniture that he would like, to see how it would reflect wilson as a person and wilson chose a giant piano for house LIKE YOU CANNOT BE SERIOUS WILSON IS YOUR PRIMARY EMOTION GAY?? also the way he's looking at house like that's his wife

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