WHEN ON PERIOD:

a watched nut never busts. or something. i dont fucking know what you people find funny anymore. 9/11.

what is wrong with him

Okay idk if this counts as a confession per se but every single time I listen to Against the Kitchen Floor I make sure to mime hitting my forehead in time to the claps at "I'm down pounding my head against the kitchen floor"

It's just become the thing I do

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Internet vernacular has completely altered what some words and expressions mean to me. Forevermore, I will hear the words "hear me out" will only and exclusively as "before you cast your judgements prematurely, please pause and allow me to explain how and why I should be allowed to fuck this thing".

why is no one talking about the fact that there is a corpse in the room when WILSON and house are fighting at his dad's funeral LOL

James Wilson and Gregory House