Why Is No One Talking About The Fact That There Is A Corpse In The Room When WILSON And House Are Fighting

i think it is important to recognize the ways in which your favorite thing sucks. i think it keeps u normal

I just had the best encounter with a child at Kmart. I was in the aisle shopping, and this girl and her dad come around the corner. The girl sees me and excitedly exclaims “There’s a human here!!” to which the father replied “Yes, there’s humans everywhere.”

i never shipped taubner (probably bc I never noticed them at all) but wtf this is fruit basket behaviour

why are they clutching one another like lovers? why is Taub the wife in this relationship?

a proposition has been submitted to build a satellite which can detect trans women from orbit and fire lasers at them. opponents of the plan are saying that it could incorrectly identify them as well and they don't want to be wrongly fried

Found this gem on Pinterest and knew that this would be a hit here

You are either going to the bathroom with me or going to the bathroom against me

internet politics and real-world politics have gotten so separated, and pretty soon all this internet weirdness is gonna come crashing into real life and politicians are gonna start throwing around words like “SJW” and “anime communist” and “dark enlightenment” and it’s just gonna be the most ridiculous fucking thing

she camp on my here until im there.

is this anything????

perfect timing s2 just got the official release date

Wilson in the McGill sweatshirt

Bonus

Sarcastically smiling Wilson for the win!