DID RICK JUST CALL JASON THE SON OF JUNO?!?!

MY GOD! YOU JUST TRANSLATED INTO WORDS WHAT I FEEL EVERYTIME SOMEONE ASKS ME WHAT I WANT!!

Like, I dont want to make another person not eat something the REALLY want bc of something I mildly want

I hate when people ask me about my preference but I don’t understand their preference level. Like yes I kinda want Chinese food 10% more than I want a sandwich but if you want a sandwich like 40% more than Chinese food then I would say it’s totally reasonable we get sandwiches.

Neil Josten is absolutely fucking incredible narrator.

He has his priorities straight and does not pay attention to anything else.

Do we know Katelyn's surname (well now we do)? Do we know ANYTHING about her appearance? Do we know anything about the appearance of HIS MOTHER? Yeah, she was short and ... and what? And NOTHING, THAT'S IT. She was short and paranoid. I'm sure we know about his father ONLY because they were similar and Neil had a couple of breakdowns because of it.

But let him start about Andrew's fucking broad and solid shoulders-

The US-backed terrorist state of Israel deliberately shot a 7-year-old Palestinian child.

Where is the outrage from the West? Imagine if this had been an Israeli child.

Israel is the land of baby killers.

But according to incels, Marvel has gone woke and now only has shes, gays and theys (I wish)

Literally a whole series about second chances and yall are mad a character has fucked up and needs a second chance????

Ppl scare me honestely, like, how can you not understand it so hard that you read the whole series only to get to TGR and hate Jeremy???

tbh all these people I see who hate Jeremy because of what was revealed in tgr have a fundamental misunderstanding of not only the golden raven, but the entire message of aftg as a whole. and I'm not sorry for saying that.

Neil is an unreliable narrator TO YOU. I believe him.

Heard someone telling their kid that boys shouldnt cry and I was like "wtf??? Is this ths Middle Ages???"

Then I remembered there are a lot of mtf who still think like that

the thing about being nonbinary is that you really do start to forget that other people have such strict walls around what is and isn’t allowed for genders. i thought we all agreed that we made that up. could you climb out of the cave real quick and feel the sunshine for a minute.

I was reading the extras and was graced with a chapter, from Renee's POV, on Jean's rescue from the Ravens

And can we just stop to admire how, when she wants, Renee can serve cunt very well??

That peace sign for Riko while leaving in a masseratti with Jean at her side was pure GOLD

Also, fucking telling Zane that Riko can take it up with her if he "has something to say about it" was THE boss move.

Adding the "Im sure he knows where to find me" was the cherry on top of the cake

And that was the day the Ravens fully confirmed that the Foxes dont tolerate Neil's attitude problem, they all have an attitude problem

Anyways, we all stan Renee Walker

can i have you for a moment please

Neil's file on the FBI has the following observation: "he is a danger to society on the outside, but we believe he somehow would be more dangerous in jail. Do not contact him unless extremely necessary. You are gonna regret every second"

pt.55!! <pt.54

renee walker is a 5-in-1 girlie im certain of this. andrew once got her a 10-in-1 (toothpaste, drinkable) and she treasured it. by GOD renee walker will not buy separate toiletries

also projecting my 40 hour wikipedia deep dive onto kevin because i actually smelled so bad by the time it ended (wifi stopped working) but also i now know plenty about the economy of the Kievan Rus so. who really wins here

also turns out i’ve hit the max number of tags in a post so extended taglist will be in the notes but also lmk if you want off the list at any point because im aware of the inordinate levels of spam

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