Heard Someone Telling Their Kid That Boys Shouldnt Cry And I Was Like "wtf??? Is This Ths Middle Ages???"

“I don’t want you to be like Zane…I don’t want Coach to be like the master. I don’t want to teach Tanner contrition when he continuously fails my drills or to break my racquet over Cat’s back if I think she should have performed better. I don’t ever want to go back to how things were. Maybe you are fools, and I am the biggest fool for indulging you, but better to be reckless fools than Ravens.”

fake idgafer i saw you beat up four men for being homophobic to your cousin. i saw you kill your brother’s abuser. i saw you befriend a kindhearted religious girl even though you knew the others would tease you. i saw you offer two traumatized boys protection when they thought they would never get any. i saw you ask “how many kids” when you found out that your abuser targeted more people. i saw you sitting on the roof even though you’re afraid of heights because you didn’t want to feel nothing anymore

Wymack sitting at the funeral of Riko, the dude who was his estranged son’s codependent brother, who treated him as a pet and mentally and physically abused and tortured him for years. The same dude who also physically abused and orchestrated the gang rape of said estranged son’s best friend. Who then blackmailed one of your players, who knew your son from years back, and let Riko beat the shit out of him over Christmas break because he didn’t want his situation-ship to get hurt, who is your estranged brothers codependent bestie and protector - who riko also orchestrated the abuse of anyway. And then your team proceeded to beat him in the championships, where he tried to kill one said player before the other broke his arm and then his brother who runs the Japanese mafia killed him and framed it as a suicide. And now you sitting next to said estranged son, who people blame his death on, watching him grieve this absolute psychopath cause that’s just how much he fucked him up.

Wymack: *thank god this isn’t awkward or anything*

And I say amen to that

the holy trinity

Why do all the beautiful, colorful vintage bathrooms end up in the wrong hands. Come here. I would treasure you

now what if i said pillow princess kevin day and service top neil josten?

no? anyone??

I come back to this bit all the time for a laugh because it’s gotta be up there in the top Neil Misunderstanding The Situation moments. yeah man. faint inconvenience I’m sure

I would LOVE to talk abt history with Kevin, seriously, he could be a nerd all he wanted. I love history and also dont have many ppl to talk with abt it, so I would have a blast. Also, having basically a free history class from a history major?? C'ommon, wouldnt dream of saying no

Kevin is my baby and he desearves so much!!

‘kevin day is mean and cold!!’ not my kevin day. he is a nerd and has so much love to give. btw.

Duos that have the same vibe

Somebody must have already pointed this out, but I havent seen it yet, so I will anyways

But, this is literally almost the same dynamic and not only I love it, but I will die on this hill

We have:

- Short red head who is inexperienced at the beggining, constantly tells people that are better then him that he is gonna beat them (and in fact does beat them). Plays mostly on instinct and has a huge amount of potencial and talent

-Taller with black hair who has had problems in his previous team, is known for being rude, kind of bossy and constantly and blatantly tells people their technical faws. Plays with sharp precision and wits, also has a huge amount of talent

-Taller one becomes sort of a mentor figure to our shorty, but at the same time, they both are constantly competing with each other

-Become partners and push each other to the top of their potentials

-Both are completly obsessed with their sports, will practice non stop after practice hours

-Will argue with each other ALL THE TIME(thats basically their default mode), you will know things are serious if they stop talking to each other

*Said with a heavy French accent