I Come Back To This Bit All The Time For A Laugh Because It’s Gotta Be Up There In The Top Neil Misunderstanding

Kevin Day, the only character in the world who manages to be a perfect 50/50 split between girlboss and boyfailure

I hated that he was using it to defend his drinking problem

But at the same time I liked he so boldly admitted to be number 1 and most of all, to always have been

He says that the last person who tried to take it from him died. Which means that he had always been the best (which we know is true), even before Riko broke his hands

Here he clearly states things how they were: Kevin was the best striker and Riko was always trying to take this spot from him (either by using his place of power to bully him into acting like if he was second or by ultimately breaking his hand)

And I liked that he did it so naturally

Some time ago he would have never been able to say or even think something like that

Still pisses me off that he was using this to defend he could drink all he wanted (bc he already was the best and the one who tried to take it away from him died, so he is unchallenged)

If he was sober and not saying it to justify being an alcoholic it would have been a full diva slays moment

I know a lot found Kevin’s checkmate line hilarious and very diva but I have to say it wasn’t funny and Kevin depressed me in this book🥲

Exy exy exy exy exy exy exy and drinking every time he has to talk about the nest & Riko.

"You know, I get it," Neil said. "Being raised as a superstar must be really, really difficult for you. Always a commodity, never a human being, not a single person in your family thinking you're worth a damn off the court—yeah, sounds rough. Kevin and I talk about your intricate and endless daddy issues all the time." "Neil," Kevin said, low and frantic. Neil ignored him. "I know it's not entirely your fault that you are mentally unbalanced and infected with these delusions of grandeur, and I know you're physically incapable of holding a decent conversation with anyone like every other normal human being can, but I don't think any of us should have to put up with this much of your bullshit. Pity only gets you so many concessions, and you used yours up about six insults ago. So please, please, just shut the fuck up and leave us alone."

Jean "knowing this cologne came from another man is making me murderous" Moreau I am OBSESSED with you

I mean, Neil and Jean were actually trying to protect Ichirou not Riko (Neil would probably love to throw some more shade at Riko)

But still, we all stan Kevin Day

neil and jean: making up stories and lying to the FBI to keep riko out of any negative light

kevin on national television: RIKO WOULD HAVE KILLED NEIL IF ANDREW WASN’T FAST ENOUGH

Before ever having sex, they already knew each other in the most intimate away possible. They had seen each other naked of their defenses, both saw what hid on the other side of the protection walls the other had created, and fell in love entirely with what they found

They can read each other like someone reads a book

When Neil was about to be taken to his father, Andrew took one look at him and saw something was wrong. He got close and didnt need to say anything for Neil to understand that he was asking what was wrong. A lot of times they dont need any words, just one look, one touch and thats enough

They make my heart ache

I didn't notice Neil Josten's supposedly sexless narrative because he thinks too much like me and we were both fascinated by Andrew's every move. The most attractive thing a person can do is match your freak, and Neil (Identity Fraud) Josten found the one man who scratches that itch. Physical sex has NOTHING on the intricate mind games these two were playing the whole time.

He has already started a fight with Kevin on the bus on the way to a game

And everyone had to deal with Kevin fuming and bitching abt this rando (Andrew) on Twitter who was saying all those bad things abt Exy. Everyone had a horrible trip, except Andrew, that was internally laughing his ass off

Kevin didnt notice that coincidentally the guy on Twitter stopped answering the moment Andrew slept and came back to answering the moment he woke up

It is cannon, I was the bus window

Andrew has multiple anonymous Twitter accounts where he hates on exy and has started many of fights with Kevin on Twitter

Im gay af, so everyone is fine around here

quick reminder that my own lesbian-nonbinary-ass genuinely supports the hell outta each and every one of you. regardless if i know you or not, im happy to be living in this shithole of a life in the same world with you.

and im proud of you, i know in my heart just how beautiful, amazing, talented, smart, and worthy you are and i hope you can see that too🏳️‍🌈🌈

All the other teams were thinking : "GET A ROOM THE TWO OF YOU ALREADY"

Aaron actually said it (very loudly, while looking disgusted)

Kevin scolded them for not properly behaving. Andrew gave him a slap in the back of the head and told him to stop being a bore

Dan told Neil to bahave but then used this as an excuse to seat o Matt's lap (if Neil can, then she can do it too)

Alisson just rolled her eyes at the two couples and said something in the lines of "I didnt give up my inheritance for this"

Renee was just there laughing silentely

andreil at the next banquet