Andrew, Who Is Hopelessly Devoted And Desperately In Love: I Hope You Get Curbstomped. Neil, Stupid Demisexual

Yup, pretty much sums it up

jean with cat/laila/ jean with kevin and jeremy: neil:

Kevin "it will be easier if he remains heterosexual" Day - picking only gays so far for his Perfect Court

I know what you are, Kevin

It's so satisfying to know that Riko, out of all the people that were supposed to be in the perfect court, was the worst player overall (if the others played at full potential).

Like, we know for a fact he was worse than Kevin, that's explicit.

Then we have Neil, who is like... both an amazing striker AND backliner just by having trained for it for the grand total of like...2 years. He knows both roles and plays them top of the line. He is also always the fastest player on the court, and has enough endurance to play full games... he is so well rounded it's scary.

Andrew is just...out of the league when it comes to ability. He is out of any chart canonically. He just never tries -but when he does? To be able to choose how many shots he wants to let go through, to again play full games and letting only what 16 shots in out of HUNDREDS against the ravens?? He is overpowered, nora gave him depression because if he had the passion to play frfr he'd be court by like 19. No college needed.

Jean is able to be one of the best backliners while playing with broken fingers, broken/bruised ribs, being 2 years younger than everyone else, sleep deprived, tortured...the list goes on. He is still out there blowing everyone out of left field. He is big and coordinated, steady on his feet. And unmovable object. In saner and safer conditions he'll shine so hard the fans will need sunglasses. He's harder to point down as objectively better than Riko but like,, you see my point. Even if they were to be equal players he'd still win in the physique department, making him overall better.

Just. I love this.

This feels like the perfect place to bring a foldable chair, some blankets and a book

I literally could spend hours like this

Downstream

Aftg has some of the worst ppl at pretending they dont give an f-. But still, everybody is so oblivious that they fall for it

Kevin and Andrew are the most clear examples.

Like, yeah Andrew, we all 100% believe you played an entire game in abstinence, literally closing the goal like an f-ing wall, just for a bottle of alcohol. HE GOES OUT TO DRINK FOR FREE BASICALLY EVERY FRIDAY AND STEALS WYMACK'S BOTTLES WHEN HE WANTS

Or, yeah Kevin, you only care abt Exy. THATS WHY YOU WASTED TIME TRAINING WHAT WAS ESSENTIALLY A DEAD DUDE

kevin day you fake IDGAFer i saw you call jean your brother and being rude to an interviewer despite your PR image, I saw you send him a new postcard when you found out what happened to the old ones, I saw you being glad Jean loves cooking, loves something, despite the fact he becomes someone you can't recognise any more. I saw you agree to keep training Neil even though he was doomed by his father, I saw you giving Dobson the clear to speak with Jean about your trauma despite not trusting her because she's Andrew's and oh yeah speaking of, I saw you promising him you'll find something he can live for and you did. you fucking liar

Great way to resume the son of Neptune

hazel: frank why do you even like me. I'm a zombie I shouldn't be here I ruin everything I touch and everything with gaea is my fault I'm a terrible person and also I should die

frank: I would set myself and everyone else in this room on fire to keep you warm

percy (the only other person in the room): man what the hell did I do

"At two seconds, Kevin scored" SCREAMING ON MY PILLOW. Thats. My. Man.

(I've read this game before, still screaming on my pillow)

"Freakin' out on the interstate" describes pretty well Kevin at the night he scaped the Ravens

Don’t ask me to make sense of this just know I’m Right

There are two friendships in the books that would be epic but had the potential to destroy the world as we know it:

-Andrew and Alisson

-Neil and Aaron

The foxes are lucky they hate each other, bc if they became friends...

andrew and allison would’ve been too powerful if they had gotten along. they would go to the mall together and buy clothes for people who are not themselves that those people do not want and then get back to fox tower to give said people the clothes they do not want along with opinions that they also do not want. they know everyone’s business. they don’t care much about the emotional boundaries of others except yes they do. they’re mean in a way that’s fun if you fw them and very not fun if you don’t. they will be honest if you ask them if your club outfit is ugly. they will also be honest if you don’t ask them if your club outfit is ugly. they have very expensive cars in which they drive people around in silently. they are fueled by spite. they are blonde.

I come back to this bit all the time for a laugh because it’s gotta be up there in the top Neil Misunderstanding The Situation moments. yeah man. faint inconvenience I’m sure