Boss Is Asleep, Cannot Stop Me From Frogposting

But according to incels, Marvel has gone woke and now only has shes, gays and theys (I wish)

Hot Take

Burners should have the ability to fly. They just need to gobble down a couple of bowls of beans 🫘and rip an ungodly mighty fart as noisy as your neighbors at 2am, then off Cal goes, flying to Monfort to meet with his lovely 💜lightning girl.

Yeah Mary, your boy did listen to you

He didnt got close to girls....but with a certain boy....

thinking about how Neil let Andrew do every single one of these things to him without noticing just because Andrew’s a boy and Mary was heteronormative

So in sports, it's possible for particularly skilled players to pull off unprecedented moves such that the entire sport's rulebook has to be updated to accommodate.

A player pulls some ridiculous move and everyone is in a flurry of "is this allowed?? Does this count?? Should we make this an illegal move??? Should it be a legal move??? What do we do about this, hurry before other players try to copy him!"

I'm aware of it happening once for basketball (though I don't recall the specific game changing event).

Anyway, Andrew Joseph Minyard is the first goalie to score a point for his team. Someone tries to score on him and he shoots that shit all the way into the other goalies zone and that shit lights up red. The game practically stops moving, the crowd is quiet for all of two heart beats before everyone fucking loses their shit. The stadium is shaking so hard might as well register as a small earthquake. Rulebook gets consulted expeditiously. Due to it not being referenced at all as a possibility, it's not technically an illegal move. Andrew's point stands.

They make that shit illegal thereafter, though. Making Andrew not only the first goalie to score a point across the field, but the last.

It puts him in the hall of fame.

It also gets him laid.

Yess

Like, that "give your game to me" shit with Neil was the most non-straight interaction I have ever seen in my life

That sh*t was literally screaming homosexuality

Or him taking Jean's hands, the way he talks abt Jeremy

There is no way our diva queen of Exy is straight, I cant accept it

its truly poetry that kevin “it’s better to be straight” day only has 4 friends and both pairs of them are gay and fucking each other

Taking in consideration Kevin will probably be making more then 1 million dollars per month(according to Neil, a common exy player can make 3 million a year, I believe Kevin, as the best, can make at least 4 times this value, so 12 million a year and 1 million per month), I think living off of only 200.000 would not be that bad (even though donations from his boyfriend's boyfriend are well accepted)

Jeremy and Andrew having to use their professional exy salaries to financially support not just their boyfriends but also their boyfriend’s boyfriend Kevin after Ichirou takes his monthly check

I would LOVE to talk abt history with Kevin, seriously, he could be a nerd all he wanted. I love history and also dont have many ppl to talk with abt it, so I would have a blast. Also, having basically a free history class from a history major?? C'ommon, wouldnt dream of saying no

Kevin is my baby and he desearves so much!!

‘kevin day is mean and cold!!’ not my kevin day. he is a nerd and has so much love to give. btw.

And thats why he is my fave, dude is a literal menace

Also, Aaron absolutely not reacting to Neil throwing sh*t at him is so funny. Unbothered king

my favorite scene in all of literature is when Neil Josten wakes up in Columbia after being drugged, hurls an alarm clock at Aaron, dumps his water on the floor and throws the cup at Aaron, stuff his clothes down the toilet and squeezes out through the window, has the foresight to call Matt from a pay phone to protect his shit, hitch hikes back to campus, eyes back to brown?? shows up on Wymack’s door like 😜 and reveals he could speak German the whole time?? CHARACTER OF ALL TIME, that is a protagonist who knows how MOVE THE MFING PLOT ALONG

"The best followup for Jean's trilogy is this"

"No, a Kevin trilogy is better"

"Actually no, pre og trilogy is the way to go"

"Andrew's POV"

"The perfect court series is superior"

"Actually we don't need more books"

blah blah blah................................

Listen to me listen LISTEN, if Nora decides to write about this universe for the rest of her live and give us every single detail about the characters, MY BABIES until they retire or die happy and content of old age, I would follow her until the very end and every step and book of the way. I would eat up EVERY. SINGLE. THING. So give me whatever, nothing's too much and nothing's irrelevant or not wanted, I NEED IT TO KEEP LIVING DONT YOU UNDERSTAND

Hecate Hardbroom + Text Posts (part 3)