Learned Today (after Googling It Upon Seeing The "Sadomasochism Brothers" Post) That Masochism Was Named

"Dean listens to Taylor Swift this", "Too Sweet by Hozier is so Destiel that" ...

CAN WE PLEASE TALK ABOUT HOW ENGEL BY RAMMSTEIN IS *THE* CASTIEL SONG?!?!? (especially from season 7 onwards)

randomly remembering the time in 2012 when everyone kept saying the world was going to end at midday that day and like, i didnt really believe it, but i didnt want to be a complete fool if i was wrong, so i excused myself from class to go sit the field and perfectly timed the beat drop to a skrillex song just in case something happened. and im just. retroactively amused by the idea of ushering in the appocalypse with skrillex. most 2012 thing you could possibly do.

whenever i'm trying to talk myself out of buying something i don't need i always hear my old russian professor's voice echoing in my head: "WHAT??? WILL YOU DIE THE RICHEST MAN IN THE GRAVEYARD?" and then i make an unwise financial decision

dean would absolutely lose cas at grocery stores and go around asking people "hey have you seen a little guy in a trench coat? 'bout yea high? [hand at his shoulder] peach fuzz, devastatingly handsome? sensible shoes? just kind of a weird, dorky little guy?"

everybody is on the lookout for some short, questionably dressed mystery man and meanwhile cas, 6' tall, shaped not unlike a shot putter, is standing at the checkout scrutinizing the tabloids like "...i'm not sure there's any veracity to these claims" while the cashier's register throws a fatal error bc she accidentally lasered him with the barcode scanner and it saw infinity

nice outfit LOSER lol *puts phone up to ear* 65,000,000 BCE called .They said aomething really bad happened to the dinosaurs

completely based off this post

@samwinchesterstan

I mean we already knew, but it’s still beautiful. Still destiel.

"Uh I come from a long line of... acrobats? They didn't like that I didn't follow in their footsteps and became a doctor... Yeah."

Today, Dean throws paper in a game of Rock, Paper, Scissors instead of his usual scissors, leaving Sam frozen in a state of surprise while Dean celebrates not having to mop or vacuum