Chaoticacademiaprocrastinator - Please Don't Ask Me About My Studies

Im convinced Cas pretends not to know certain human things to keep people he doesn’t like away

-like he somehow acquired and learned to use a cellphone all on his own and called Sam as early as season 5

-he learned to drive when he lost his wings

-his angel army had a whole control room setup and bartholomew’s facial recognition software did not phase him one bit

-he somehow found an exacto knife when he needed one and proceeded to carve sigils on his chest

-he managed to stay hidden from angels, demons, BMOL when on the run with Kelly

but the moment you need him to do something he doesn’t want to, he suddenly has no idea how the world works. he turns into a cute little meow meow who can barely tell you his own name. 10/10 the bastard is playing everyone all the time

I will find you by Ruelle is so jayvik coded istg the oomfies are making me want to cry in the library

imagine that sam was still passively using his psychic abilities and dreamed of dean's death in the finale days before but shrugged it off because of the stigmatization and denial

god the grief the drama the GUILT

completely based off this post

@samwinchesterstan

Team Free Will.

They're the same picture.

nice outfit LOSER lol *puts phone up to ear* 65,000,000 BCE called .They said aomething really bad happened to the dinosaurs

”Free will is a length of rope and God wants you to hang yourself with it” is such a RAW line for Cas to say like whoever wrote that sentence needs a Nobel prize for literature

Today, Dean throws paper in a game of Rock, Paper, Scissors instead of his usual scissors, leaving Sam frozen in a state of surprise while Dean celebrates not having to mop or vacuum

telling a vampire "youre not allowed in my house anymore" and they get blasted out through the nearest wall

randomly remembering the time in 2012 when everyone kept saying the world was going to end at midday that day and like, i didnt really believe it, but i didnt want to be a complete fool if i was wrong, so i excused myself from class to go sit the field and perfectly timed the beat drop to a skrillex song just in case something happened. and im just. retroactively amused by the idea of ushering in the appocalypse with skrillex. most 2012 thing you could possibly do.