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Snowing at sea

What the actual fuck is this I love it thank you

how gay are the minecraft blocks

stone bricks

a durable block. seen a lot in castles, and castles are gay. also made of several smaller blocks, which means there is more to love.

gay rating: 8

dark prismarine

underwater block, as if the ocean wasn’t gay enough. an absolute unit because it deals with guardians all day. probably smells like the sea on a hot summer day, and we all know summer is gay

gay rating: 9

red mushroom block

so gay i couldn’t even find a picture of it without it being on a tilt. you can’t mine this block in survival without silk touch which makes it extra rare, and, obviously, gay. the white spots only add to that.

gay rating: 9

dark oak wood planks

supports her friends and family by being part of a bigger tree. can turn into a stripped log which is iconic enough on its own. was added only a few updates ago along with acacia, which means acacia and dark oak are lesbians dating.

gay rating: 10

cobblestone

it’s cobblestone. is this even a question?

gay rating: 10

jukebox

requires a diamond to craft. the straights could never. plays music like a gay doing karaoke at midnight.

gay rating: 8

dirt

a loyal and trustworthy gay block that holds up the grass without ever complaining. enjoys water and collecting tiny rocks. has a very broad color palate like the broad el gee bee tea community.

gay rating: 8

red sandstone

regular sandstone wasn’t even enough. this gay block had to go and make its own variant complete with chiseled and smooth versions. also has slabs and stairs. who could be more valid?

gay rating: 9.4

end gateway

Are You Kidding Me? The Block That Literally Lets You Access The Gay Dimension? Full Of Beautiful Lesbian EnderMen?

gay rating: 10000000000

Top panel was one of my favs

Promare – Lio Fotia

Ya know what should be added to Minecraft? Worms

You are so fucking right

We need some ~ worms ~ mojang

Some wiggly ~ friends ~

MAA THERE’S A WEIRD FUCKIN STRAY CAT OUTSIDE

Frames from Otoboke Beaver’s “Mean” video animated by Naoyuki Asano.

GUYS.

Ok what the FUCK is animorphs

Things that happened in Animorphs that people don’t talk about enough:

A man was forced to cannibalize his former student

It’s canon that humpback whales are telepathic and can communicate complex ideas such as the locations of shipwrecks

One of the kids was infested by a yeerk and literally saw Satan when the yeerk died. It wasn’t a vision. Satan is a canon character

God randomly shows up once in a while to help them out?

Dogs have been genetically engineered by furry androids

One of the kids is knocked unconscious and eaten alive by bullet ants but it’s okay because it happened via time-travel magic, so she was fine in the next book

One of the kids is allergic to alligator DNA and ends up expelling an entire fully grown alligator from her back, Alien: Covenant style

This universe’s version of Jonathan Taylor Thomas gets controlled by a yeerk, sees someshit, and moves to Uzbekistan after it’s all over

That entire book that was just about horses and an alien toilet

Zone 91, the secret military base where they supposedly keep aliens

The Animorphs crashing a party at the amusement park (because it was a cover to infest high-ranking military officers) and all the attendees thinking it’s a parade

Living, but remote-controlled, hammerhead sharks

The internet was designed by a yeerk who lives in a mansion and cannibalizes other yeerks and is the brother of Visser Three

They travelled back in time and killed Hitler

God is just a gamer who was given too much power on accident

Tumblr is so awful. You have all these people making up obviously fake stories for attention and no one pays any mind to the real heroes, like me, who beat up a volcano.