Snowing At Sea

Me trying to read this abomination

every featured post on my blog has this fucking tomato now

Periodt

in the spirit of sun and moon naming the male and female protagonist Sun and Moon respectively, I move to popularize the Gen 8 female protag be named Sword, as she is clearly a massive lesbian, in this essay i

el tigre es pequeño y gordo

Agreed. She needs sum fuckin croCS

(pictured: my redesign in the left, nessa’s original design on the right)

man, i love nessa’s palette, her sandals (you thought crocs were bad???) and her hairstyle, 

but im not a fan of her attire. nintendo gives their dark skinned ladies minimal or sexualised clothing, especially in proportion/comparison to their white/pale skinned counterparts (if u gonna argue with me on twintelle bc she is “”covered up”””, just google her and tell me what kind of fanarts come up)

As you can see in my redesign, the fact that she is a water type trainer is no excuse not to give her something that makes more sense. besides, i just feel like her canon outfit does not fit the whole soccer uniform aesthetic the gyms seem to have going on? im okay with the sandals tbh theyre so horribly cheesy they won my heart, but it simply does not feel as thought out as, say, milo’s uniform

with all this in mind, i drew a little redesign taking into consideration how actual womens soccer uniform look like (spoiler alert: just like mens). To convey her water aesthetic, i simply gave her a wetsuit (with those gorgeous turquoise highlights) and she wears it under her clothes, so she always looks ready to go for a swim in galar’s colder waters.

her shirt’s sleeves are rolled up, and the bottom is tied to show a little better her more spunky jock side. as a final touch, i edited her pokeball to be a dive ball, just like her in-game model.

overall im pretty happy with my redesign. what do you guys think about it?

reblogs are appreciated! clowns do not interact with this post or start shitty discourse, brain rot is nasty and i dont want that on my posts

The fact that there hasn’t been a homestuck troll based on a fujoshi is a crime

I hate this w a passion like if I gotta be human u need to too sweet heart u privileged fuck prolly don’t even sweat fuckin freak

imagine being human lol

me sat in my dirt house waiting for night to pass