Me: Ugh I HATE This Character

Genasi: I'm from the Elemental Plane of Fire!

Human Ranger: ... I'm from Kansas.

I was a professional juggler for like five years and all of my friends politely pretend it never happened.

MAA THERE’S A WEIRD FUCKIN STRAY CAT OUTSIDE

he just don’t use it that much

BONUS

fun lil anim with my character peepers!

Ok what the FUCK is animorphs

Things that happened in Animorphs that people don’t talk about enough:

A man was forced to cannibalize his former student

It’s canon that humpback whales are telepathic and can communicate complex ideas such as the locations of shipwrecks

One of the kids was infested by a yeerk and literally saw Satan when the yeerk died. It wasn’t a vision. Satan is a canon character

God randomly shows up once in a while to help them out?

Dogs have been genetically engineered by furry androids

One of the kids is knocked unconscious and eaten alive by bullet ants but it’s okay because it happened via time-travel magic, so she was fine in the next book

One of the kids is allergic to alligator DNA and ends up expelling an entire fully grown alligator from her back, Alien: Covenant style

This universe’s version of Jonathan Taylor Thomas gets controlled by a yeerk, sees someshit, and moves to Uzbekistan after it’s all over

That entire book that was just about horses and an alien toilet

Zone 91, the secret military base where they supposedly keep aliens

The Animorphs crashing a party at the amusement park (because it was a cover to infest high-ranking military officers) and all the attendees thinking it’s a parade

Living, but remote-controlled, hammerhead sharks

The internet was designed by a yeerk who lives in a mansion and cannibalizes other yeerks and is the brother of Visser Three

They travelled back in time and killed Hitler

God is just a gamer who was given too much power on accident

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