Me, waking up in the morning: Ahhhh good mornin-
The phlegm in the back of my throat:
Where else are u gonna do it??
our villagers won’t stop fucking and they do it almost exclusively in church.
I have literally NO idea what moomin is. Is it a show? Is it a comic? Is it a podcast? Is it an anime? Who fucking knows. But I love snufkin and they said gay rights
Have u ever met the human version of a headache
Frames from Otoboke Beaver’s “Mean” video animated by Naoyuki Asano.
Me sprinting at top speed through a mineshaft and turning a corner and running Directly into 34 Cave Spiders:
I was a professional juggler for like five years and all of my friends politely pretend it never happened.
Minecraft: *Ominous spooky noise* Me,easily spooked: d…don’t do that,,
Tumblr is so awful. You have all these people making up obviously fake stories for attention and no one pays any mind to the real heroes, like me, who beat up a volcano.