Saw a homeless guy with a chainsaw this morning, that's one way to do it, you go guy, you climb to the top
Me looking at the police officers service gun outside in Applebee's parking lot
Wally Darling
I feel like jesse pinkman and Adam Sandler would vibe together well, like a cool uncle and nephew who tape fireworks together kind of vibe
Update: His name is Taffy:)) and he has settled in well and he is fat and happy in his little plant, he likes to pretend to be a leaf as he naps🥺
Can't talk, Comfy in my leaf rn...
A FROG BROKE INTO MY HOUSE
we had him in a Tupperware for the night and this morning I pimped him out in a giant storage container
(The enclosure is supposed to be pretty bare, apparently that's how they like it) I threw a starfish in there for ✨decor🙌✨ and I guess I'm going to have to hunt for bugs now. I'm open to names.
Bro got up and skedaddled
Cutie-pie of the sea (x)
Instructions unclear big eggplant shaped hole in wall now help
did you know that its impossible to throw an egg really hard onto your bedrooms wall right now try it
A fucking grill in the Cortyard of my school like wtf this is by the abandoned bathrooms too
Hay! if your elderly cat is cold this winter, try making them lil bed with a folded blanket with a pillow to snuggle against:)
I find that he likes to lay against the pillow for comfort ✨
Late night omlit and my cat joined me and we had an omlit together 🤌❤
go kitty go kitty go kitty go
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