Catthrowingupinyourshoe - I Would Assault Someone For Cheeto Puffs

An odd flex I have is that I can sleep comfortably with any part of my body peeking over or over the side of my bed no blanket with jeans on and no pillow

JUST TRY AND STOP ME

AHAHAHAAAAHAHAHAHHHHAHHAA

I hate the standards for shoe wear now, what happened to glow up Skecher shoes?? What is this 500 doller shoe trend? I want my feet to glow and shimmer, and have to progressively slam my foot harder into the ground as they get old

My evil grandma used to tell me about how she personally knew people whom where abducted by aliens, I've met most of these people and they where all collectively fucking with her, this has been going on since like since she was like 39 (shes 55) and it's the funniest shit I've ever been a part of

signs here in Florida, one I encountered the other day while fishing, never fails to make me smile

✨️✨️❤️New silly guy in my house hold✨️✨️🤌 I have not yet decided on a silly guy name yet

Obsessed with this spider he's literally me

am mystified by the "the nice towels & sheets get saved for when guests visit" mentality. um no, the nice linens get shared with guests if and when guests appear. they certain don't get reserved for theoretical guest usage, those cunts don't even live here

I needed to record this because r/perth is having a regular one today

He is literally me

Flat-headed leafhopper, Titura sp., Ledrinae, Cicadellidae

Photographed in Malaysia by Nicky Bay // Website // Facebook

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