✨️✨️❤️New Silly Guy In My House Hold✨️✨️🤌 I Have Not Yet Decided On A Silly Guy

A happy man.

Recently had the flu real bad and I was checking my sleep report on my pokemon themed sleeping app and I was looking through what it recorded and after coughing my lungs out, I randomly went Meow at like one in the morning

I cracked up laughing but I was still sick so I had a violent choking coughing fit in like the ass crack of dawn

Not being straight is in its self hell fire, and I am a moth zigzaging through the air tords the flame.

Y e s

I love it thank you ate left no crumbs broke the table

My dearest friend, @catthrowingupinyourshoe

I present to you... Them.

Came up with a joke when I was in hobby lobby, what do you call a lesbian bar that serves ice cream? A Klondike bar:) lmao

Omg mee too

When someone asks me where the pink wall installation went

I'm sorry but the cat in the hat ride at Universal was so fucking horrorfying every thing inside that tunnel looked like they've seen the face of God and it makes it 1000 times better it was such a fucking experience

My guy is MORTIFIED

Trying to get a pet Moss ball

They look so cute I want themm

They literally do nothing they just sit there and look cute in their little jar just like me fr