I’m Seated. The Theater Employees Are Scared And Asking Me To Leave Because The Book Is Not Even Out

Tim has literally no idea what he's talking about. But that's not about sense, that's about spirit

forever sick and tired of people bringing up the muppet christmas carol when talking about interspecies muppet reproduction

the kids kermit and piggy "have" in that movie are not hypothetical children they could have. they're actors. in all the muppet adaptations of classic literature the point is that the muppets are acting. kermit is acting as bob crachit, piggy is acting as emily crachit, and so on and so forth. it's literally in the opening credits. tiny tim isn't kermit and piggy's child in an alternate universe. it's robin, kermit's nephew, playing the part of tiny tim.

please use actual canon muppet material and muppet interviews in your reseach

I love how Spider-man and Deadpool usually disagree on most things, but when they finally agree on one thing, they become huge enablers of each other's behavior

When I actually start writing I’ll be unstoppable

tim drake what do you even like?

breaking news in my ongoing quest to figure out what Tim Drake’s tastes in media are. I just spotted this poster on the wall of his room: 

so as one does, I googled “moxy fruv” and found this

Moxy Früvous got their break in the early ‘90s writing and recording songs for Canadian public radio, but didn’t release an actual album until July 1993. This issue (Robin #1) was published in October 1993. So! Tim either loves this one nerdy band enough to slap a poster on his wall a month after hearing them for the first time

or

Tim Drake listens to Canadian public radio for fun. 

Ever be having a good day and then you remember when Pony really starts to think about Randy as another person. How his best friend was killed - how a person would react to that

How he thinks of Soda and Steve who were best friends since practically diapers. Soda would want to stop fighting but Steve would only fight with more hatred — we can only imagine how Bob would be but likely even worse.

batmans children: *suffer the horrors*

batman: how can i make this about me

y’all ever see a piece of fan content about your favorite character that is so horrifically different from what you personally believe and you just

i haven’t even touched the group chat yet, y’all aren’t ready for that one

DC as actual things my friends have said: Part 2

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Dick: Woah! What’s with the face?

Jason: It’s Bruce. He never leaves me alone! I swear he’s so far up my ass I can feel him in my ovaries

Dick: You don’t have ovaries?

Jason: Exactly

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Tim:

~at 3 in the morning~

Tim: Did you know that only 5% of the ocean has been uncovered? For all we know, there could wild JoJo Siwas in the ocean

Kon: And she attacks your boat and violently humps you

Bart: Or there could be glowing squids! That’d be pretty cool

Cassie: Have any of you ever heard of inside thoughts??

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Tim: Why are you crying!? What’s wrong?!?

A very pregnant Stephanie: Sometimes when my eyes get lonely I cry because they’re friends with my tears :(

Tim:

DC Characters as actual things my friends have said: Part 1

Jon: I’m a co parent of a beaver named Kyle Jr and it’s all because of poor golf cart driving skills. I’m pretty sure he has rabies but it’s NOT my fault

Dami: For once