Hi, Sleuth! I've been rereading LS' 13 suspicious incidents, and in Sub file B, there seems to be a side B to every incident. I wonder what do you make of them? Do you think the various reptile mentions are references to the overlying plot that concerns the Bombinating Beast? Or do you think it could have something to do with Monty's reptiles? And what do you think the last, nine-lettered word would be? Thank you so much for your time, keep up the amazing work!
Hi, @illiteraven! So sorry to keep you waiting. My Ebook version of “File Under: 13 Suspicious Incidents” doesn’t feature the “Side B solutions”, so I had to leave your question on the backburner for months. Now that I’ve got a copy in my hands, I’ll elaborate.
At first glance these “solutions” which don’t connect to any mysteries seem to be one of Daniel Handler’s literary experimentations. We are skipping to the endings of stories with no proper context. “All The Wrong Questions” is a series of mystery novels, so this could be a commentary on the temptation to skip ahead to the end in order to read the solution.
Then again, some of the Side-B snippets do seem to connect to the mystery of the Bombinating Beast somehow, and there are recurrent characters and themes from one snippet to the other. So maybe they’re remnants of subplots Daniel Handler considered for “All The Wrong Questions” even though they didn’t make it to the final draft.
Deep Mine:Dagwood is most likely a reference to Dagwood Bumstead, a character from famous comic-strip Blondie (Link), who gave his name to the Dagwood sandwich. As a gourmet, Handler would know that. Dagwood is also a pun on a character from its Side-A story Dagmar. The buzzing sound is reminiscent of the Bombinating Beast, as well as the ondulations of the Great Unknown. The Museum could also be a reference to the Museum of Objects.
Backseat:Please refer to my commentary on “Missing pets”.
Quiet Street:The V.F.D. reference is a reminder of the organization’s interest in Stain’d-by-the-Sea, as evidenced later by Lois Dressing’s observation of Lemony’s progress.
Beneath The Street:Secret underground passageways are a specialty of V.F.D. The mention of buzzing sounds also ties with the “Deep Mine” Side-B story.
Small Courtyard:Another mention of Violetta and Dagwood. Apparently their father feared Stain’d-by-the-Sea ‘s stone buildings would eventually get destroyed by “violent animal life”. It seems like he knew the Bombinating Beast was coming. According to Hangfire in the last ATWQ book, a lot of adults actually knew what he was dying but fled out in terror or were assassinated.
Missing Pets:These tanks were probably the same ones Hangfire used to raise/grow his experiments. It’s possible the reptiles were also used as genetic material to manufacture an imitation of the legendary Bombinating Beast. Mrs Flammarion is likely a member of Inhumane Society, just like her husband, and could have been tasked with providing the fish tanks and reptiles.
Large Meal:The salted meat recalls Qwerty’s and Hangfire’s interest in caviar, which also requires a great deal of salt. The local reptilian delicacies could have been a convenient way to explain the disappearance of reptiles in the area, in order to dispose of their bodies after Hangifre’s experiments.
Other Name:The initials are likely “I.S.” or “A.F.” as Inhumane Society and Armstrong Feint are known to steal honeydew melons from Partial Foods.
Sand And Shore:Apparently the abandonned boats in the empty sea are still good for something. Perhaps Cleo Knight could look into that to save her city from economic disaster.
Poor joke:Pretty much what it says on the tin.
Message recorded:Members of V.F.D. seem to carry evidence in their hats, which ties in with a shady adoption deal Arthur Poe is later guilty of in “A Series Of Unfortunate Events”.
Nervous Wreck:“Mother of Icarus” seems to be a parody of “Icarus’s Mother” by Sam Sherpard (1965). The play concerns two men trying to send a secret message during a picnic so their friends don’t realize they intend to crash a plane. So the fact that Lemony is pressing us not to look for a secret message is ironic.
Last Word:The word uttered by the mysterious figure in “Shouted Word” is commonly theorized to be “Ellington”, which has nine letters, so it would fit. Hangfire was probably looking for his daughter in the city, trying to convince her to follow his orders again in exchange for “sparing” her father’s life.
i just think it’s incredible how art can touch people and become facets of their identity... human beings’ capacity for empathy and honest, open understanding is astounding to me sometimes
all of those funeral options like the tree pod or mushroom shroud or urn with seeds that "feeds" the tree are uhhhh, bullshit. unfortunately. if you want to be a tree when you die, be buried in the ground without a francy casket or embalming, and have a tree planted above you. this is the same thing as any of these hypothetical "tree pods" but it's skipping the scammy cash grab companies trying to capitalize on grief with fake ass science.
cremated remains will not "feed" anything, either. they'll probably impede growth, tbh. cremated remains are non-organic. what's left over after a cremation is hollow, dry, brittle bone fragments that someone like me sweeps up and puts in a big metal blender to create the smooth "ashes" one expects. By all means, go ahead and scatter ashes in nature, but don't expect anything to grow from them.
If you want your body to return to nature after death, go for a green burial or an at-sea burial. there are many dedicated green burial sites in the world, and one also has the option of simply being buried in a more traditional cemetery that allows for simple wicker caskets w/o a vault around them, and the body left unembalmed. If the tree thing is really your jam, go for burial in a dedicated green cemetery that allows your family to plant a sapling above you, or if it is available where you live have your body composted and use the soil to grow plants.
tldr; there are options for green funerals out there, and options for "becoming a tree," but I would not recommend going anywhere near products offering this such as tree pods, etc. as they are expensive scams preying on people's grief for their dumb start up. get composted or green buried 💚🌲 source: I'm a mortuary scientist and provider of both traditional funerals/cremations & green burial/at-sea burial.
Lemony Snicket: Dear reader, if you have just picked up this book, then it is not too late to put it back down.
10-year-old me: I think the fuck not
i’ve said in vfdiscord earlier about how the conclusions in Sub-file B in file under: 13 suspicious incidents that don’t have matching counter parts from Sub-file One might possibly be Jacques’ or Kit’s mission / cases / incidents encountered misfiled because of someone maybe someone confused those with Lemony’s cases because of the same last name.
so after getting home today i reread some and i have. some more thoughts. like the misfilings could be of various reasons and not just last name Snicket, though some of them still might be.
take for example:
museum authorities??? well we all knew one person who was hanging around museum during the atwq times. there’s nothing saying it’s the same museum as the one kit was plotting to steal from (implying it’s in The City), but there’s also nothing directly saying that the mine voices was from the same mine Marguerite worked at (implying it’s at SBTS)
anyway more under cut because this got long
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Index of Frightful Friday Posts 101–200
Young Goodman Brown | Nathaniel Hawthorne
The Devil and Daniel Webster | Washington Irving
The Cigarette Case | Oliver Onions
The Readjustment | Mary Austin
No. 5 Branch Line: The Engineer | Amelia Edwards
The Easter Egg | Saki
The Lottery | Shirley Jackson
The Secret of Kralitz | Henry Knutter
Mother of Toads | Clark Ashton Smith
Old Garfield’s Heart | Robert E. Howard
The Outsider | H.P. Lovecraft
The Ghosts | Lord Dunsany
The Man-Eating Tree | Phil Robinson
The Reckoning | Lafcadio Hearn
Wild Swimming | Elodie Harper
Neighbourhood Watch | Greg Egan
The Bus-Conductor | E.F. Benson
The Nightmare Room | Arthur Conan Doyle
The Devil of the Marsh | H.B. Marriott-Watson
Weeds | Stephen King
Djinn and Bitters | Harold Lawlor
A Night of Horror | Dick Donovan (aka James Edward Preston Muddock)
Leiningen Versus the Ants | Carl Stephenson
The Vampire of Croglin Grange | Augustus Hare
Lost Hearts | M.R. James
Round the Fire | Catherine Crowe
The Music of Erich Zann | H.P. Lovecraft
Sir Dominick’s Bargain | J. Sheridan Le Fanu
Pigeons from Hell | Robert E. Howard
The Medici Boots | Pearl Norton Swet
The Toll-House | W.W. Jacobs
Pride & Prometheus | John Kessel
The Shadowy Third | Ellen Glasgow
Was It a Dream? | Guy de Maupassant
The Open Door | Margaret Oliphant
Three Skeleton Key | George G. Toudouze
Man-Size in Marble | Edith Nesbit
Silent Snow, Secret Snow | Conrad Aiken
A Sound of Thunder | Ray Bradbury
The Gateway of the Monster | William Hope Hodgson
Ofodile | Chimamanda Ngozi Adichie
Repossession | Lionel Shriver
Light and Space | Ned Beauman
Stairs | Penelope Lively
Dark Christmas | Jeanette Winterson
How Fear Departed the Long Gallery | E.F. Benson
Thurnley Abbey | Perceval Landon
To Be Read at Dusk | Charles Dickens
The Tractate Middoth | M.R. James
The Truth, The Whole Truth, And Nothing But The Truth | Rhoda Broughton
Lost in a Pyramid, or the Mummy’s Curse | Louisa May Alcott
The Sumach | Ulrich Dabney
The Pavilion | Edith Nesbit
The Flowering of the Strange Orchid | H.G. Wells
At the Dip of the Road | Mary Louisa Molesworth
At Chrighton Abbey | Mary Elizabeth Braddon
Banshees and Warnings | Lady Gregory
At the End of the Corridor | Evangeline Walton
The Tree’s Wife | Mary Elizabeth Counselman
Pickman’s Model | H.P. Lovecraft
The Dead Man | Fritz Leiber
The Canal | Everil Worrell
The Return of the Sorcerer | Clark Ashton Smith
The Child That Went with the Fairies | J. Sheridan Le Fanu
The Piano Next Door | Elia W. Peattie
The Miniature | J.Y. Akerman
The American’s Tale | Arthur Conan Doyle
The Death’s Head | Friedrich Laun
The Spectre-Barber | Johann Karl August Musäus
The Family Portraits | Johann August Apel
The Storm | Sarah Elizabeth Utterson
The Invisible Girl | Mary Shelley
The Botathen Ghost | R.S. Hawker
The Whisperers | Algernon Blackwood
The Curse of Vasartas | Eva Henry
The Lost Door | Dorothy Quick
Canon Alberic’s Scrapbook | M.R. James
The Mysterious Mummy | Sax Rohmer
Dagon | H.P. Lovecraft
Strange Event in the Life of Schalken the Painter | J. Sheridan Le Fanu
The Poor Ghost | Christina Rossetti
The Night Wire | H.F. Arnold
Old Aeson | Arthur Quiller-Couch
The Feather Pillow | Horacio Quiroga
Fingers of a Hand | H.D. Everett
The Tale of Satampra Zeiros | Clark Ashton Smith
The Story of Baelbrow | Kate & Hesketh Prichard
The Jelly-Fish | David H. Keller
The Ebony Frame | Edith Nesbit
The Man of Science | Jerome K. Jerome
The Open Window | Saki
The Hall Bedroom | Mary Wilkins Freeman
No. 252 Rue M. le Prince | Ralph Adams Cram
The Weird Violin | Anonymous
The Ghost’s Summons | Ada Buisson
The Doll’s Ghost | F. Marion Crawford
The Canterville Ghost | Oscar Wilde
The Tapestried Chamber | Sir Walter Scott
The Gorgon’s Head | Edith Bacon
The Empty House | Algernon Blackwood
For the first one hundred stories, please visit: Index of Frightful Friday Posts 1–100
A photographer’s portrait in a mirror, a hundred years ago, Japan, ca. 1920. Text and image via Old Japanese Photos on Facebook
Salamander’s Eyes compliment can only work once in a lifetime. It just did
*spoilers for crimes of grindelwald
newt looking for tina when jacob and queenie arrived
narrow feet
jacob being a wingman
salamander’s eyes
“tall, dark-” “-beautiful”
tina’s jealousy
newt trying to tell tina the truth
newt and tina’s reunion
mr. scamander
newt’s expression when tina called him her fiance
newt + his appreciation for tina’s eyes
newt showing tina her photo
when newt finally told tina he wasn’t engaged
legit thought he was going to turn and snog her after the ‘I’ll think of something’
newt tracking tina
rescue attempt
they’re in love
and I’m dead
so weird how in english some words are really just used in expressions and not otherwise… like has anyone said “havoc” when not using it in the phrase “wreaking havoc”? same goes for “wreaking” actually…
reply with more, i’m fascinated