If This Ain't The Realist Response I've Seen 🤣🤣 I Said....

For worlds cutest paws I am taking no arguments at this time thanks 👌❤️☺️

(Nightly ritual)

Y/N listening to music

Bridget: hey Y/N what are you listening to

Y/N looks up to take headphones off: what?

Bridget: I said what are you listening too?

Y/N: oh nothing much just this really cool incantation I stole from a closed cellar in the basement

Bridget: ....

Y/N....

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Dream Walker

y/n: how did you know I liked you?

Lyric: I can see others dreams

Y/n: ok well then *thinks what color is my underwear*

Lyric: purple

Y/n blushes: p...purple wha-

Lyric: your underwear

Y/n violently flustered:......

Lyric:.....

Y/n: t...that wasn't a dream.

Lyric: I can read minds too *smirks*

Y/n.........

Deadite Ellie looking at you

Y/N: what you tryna do?

Deadite Ellie growls

Y/N applying the collar

Deadite Ellie looking confused

Y/N i- I'm sorry am I reading into this wrong?

the dinner party

Mom: so um...how long did you say you knew each other?

Y/n looking across the table at Ellie: oh just um...a couple of months

Ellie sticking the bread sticks up her nose

Y/n:....

Mom:....

Ellie smiles widely

I really said

Agatha x Male Reader headcanons!

• She leaves you for a woman.

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The message

it was a night of adventure, excitement, energy. I can't describe how much I loved this night. My name is Elijah I am 24 years old. I love music alot, like more than anyone I know. I love the way it makes me feel, makes me move makes me happy. It all started at my friend's house. We were all having a party to celebrate the end of senior year. Drinks were being poured, music was blasting, everyone having a great time. I was just getting out of the bathroom when I received a strange text message from an unknown number. It had an attachment to it that said listen. Not sure why I chose, maybe it's because I was drunk or something and just didn't give a damn. Who knew. I opened the attachment while sipping on my half bottle of beer. A strange chant was being said through the speaker of my phone. After I listened it didn't really mean much. I must have forgotten all about it because the very next day I was face down in my mattress drooling black goo with red eyes. Tied to the bed post and throat dryer than the desert. "ugh what happened". I groaned. "don't you fucking move". I heard a voice from the left of me. My buddy from the party had a gun drawn with blood on his clothes. Must have been a wild night because I now have a cross etched onto my forehead with holy water burning the hairs off my skin. I don't know what that chant was but I now know never to accept an attachment from someone I don't know.

It was time for the concert and you were beyond nervous. Your first tour was in the UK and the fans loved you for you but still something about you was a bit off. Looking into the mirror of the dressing room you saw your signature crown you always wear during concerts and you softly reached out to put it on. In the back of your head you heard your girlfriend's friendly reminder. "we are royals, tonight you rule the stage and show the crowd our family legacy". Your heart throbbed in your chest remembering the first time your girlfriend looked at you and told you she was proud to call you hers. "Hey, there ready for you man". Your friend called you out of your trance". My name is Hayden royale and I....and I am part of the royal family