The Dinner Party

Maaan this is the look Mina gives you when you talked shit at the store and whispers "it will all come down to who's gonna be in the collar when we get home". And I'm just like 👀. Like bruh I feel like Mina is one aggressive Dom but soft as shit for you so she will say something like. "shhhh, baby I know. I know but you can take it for me can't you pretty". Like 👀 Mina please. Or or like " if you are a good girl by the end of this I'll let you have what you came to my chambers for. I see the way you look at me. How you undress me with your eyes during dinner. Or how you fuck yourself stupid late at night thinking about me. So don't tell me you can't take this like a good slut".

mystery

its 3am on November 25th, Thanksgiving has been quite bland to some but not to me.there has been a murder and i have to figure out how to solve it. My name is Trudy Hayward I am twenty four years old and love solving mysteries. Course my family hates me trying to teach myself about crime but....you can never be to careful. ;) now me and my family live in a huge estate on the other side of town. The Hayward mansion. We invited the entire town to spend Thanksgiving with us but one particular person couldn't live to tell the tale of what happened but me. My aunts name is Agatha, some people say she reminds them of Agatha Christie. Must be the reason why I'm so into crime stories. She's always reading them to me and informing me about how a detective never sleeps to tell others stories and help discover more.

I really said

Agatha x Male Reader headcanons!

• She leaves you for a woman.

WEED IMAGINE

Imagine a smoke session with these two, I can only imagine that you're a Slytherin and Voldemort adopted you into the family. You're brand new and the only reason everyone loved your demeanor was because everyday you were so baked that you could only ever do what you were told. Of course at first they just thought you were just normally obedient but in reality you were always baked. You were always extra early for meetings and when you were always the first one there Voldemort would praise you for your obedience and attendance. One night you were in your room of the Malfoy manor and narcissa and Bella decided to see what you were up too. You were blowing smoke rings through your nose while laying with your back against the floor. Bella gasped "is she dead"? Narcissa chuckles "no she's not dead....she's high". Voice low and lightly raspy. You heard them but couldn't move. You were so caught up in your own high you hadn't realized they were in your room. Eventually they joined you for a session and it turned into a heated makeout session with Bellatrix's hands down your shorts making out with you on your lap while narcissa sat behind you holding your waist leaving searing hot kisses down the length of your neck. They loved the sounds of your moans, it was like music to their ears and they never wanted to stop. "C...cmon guys i- fuck". You moaned feeling so wrapped up in a smoke cloud of bliss that your pupils were glazed with pleasure and lust for the two of them. Since then you always smoked together.

I cackled so hard 🤣🤣🤣🤣

no one is doing it like her

weed

anyone thought of how smoking weed with the characters in OUAT would go? I mean think about it...

Emma: being the sheriff in this town I could arrest you for this.

Y/n: Jesus Emma just take a hit it'll calm your nerves.

Emma *takes a hit. And within an hour later she's explaining to you how the book Henry has still don't make no damn sense.

Snow white: are you sure it's safe?

Y/n: *already stoned and stuck nods*

Snow white *takes a hit* she stares at you and begins walking over to you slowly. Within ten minutes she's already confessing her love for you while trying to seduce you and it works.

Regina mills: where the hell did you get a bag of weed from? And in my house no less.

Y/n: aye look don't worry about that ma just join me.

Regina mills *takes a hit and smirks at you within an hour shes having the best sex of her life with y/n.

Did you ever regret it once? No not at all.

God plaaayed a trick on you. ;)

The Last Fairy

The human world is filled with many mysteries, some we can easily investigate and others we cannot. There are things in this world that make us uncomfortable because we don’t understand them, but instead of running from it why not find out the truth of what really roams the forests at night when the sun goes down, or what lies beneath the surface of the ocean when the moon only shows us part of what's above the surface. See people don't get it, other beings can roam this earth as well. The ones that choose not to show themselves are usually the ones that survive the strange glances or offensive criticisms from the humans that walk with what they think is purpose, but instead is a shameful void of anger and denial of what could be but isn’t. One being in particular held her head high, high over the clouds when she took to the sky, high on her shoulders so that the others didn’t see her as a suffer in silence type. Her name was Flora, she was indeed one of these creatures. The ones you see in the fairytale books, the ones your children dream of every night and wish they were one of them, the ones you used to look up to and pray that they were real. She was a fairy, but not just any fairy…she was an ethereal fairy. Her home was in the land of hazelwood forest, a beautiful forest filled with oak trees and fresh pine that could almost wash over your soul with a sense of nostalgia. Some think it fake but if you believe hard enough, at night you can almost see her family fly around like fireflies amongst the stars.

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Mommy has a pretty watchful eye on her little maggots we mustn't disappoint her.