Fun Fact, People Often Unconsciously Mimic The Person They're Thinking About Most... Hmm

so there’s no hot evil villain in love with me?

Headcanons about keith hitting on lance since the garrison and lance not realizing it??

‘headcanon’  isn’t this canon tho???? (part 2 is here)

Okay, so poor Keith isn’t… the most in touch with his feelings. He saw a cute and funny boy (((lance))) and didn’t know how to deal with it so their first interaction went a liiitle something like this: 

L: Hey, i’m Lanc-

K: go fucking die in a ditch

Not the best start. Keith tried to make it up after that but he still came off aggro:

L: did you get #7 on the homework?

K, internally: say ‘no but can i get your number?” 

K (what he really said): No. get your number, idiot.

L, shaking his head: literally what have i ever done to you?

It’s not only Keith’s fault, though. As we know, Lance is a bit jealous of Keith and he has all this stress and weight on him to be the best. Because both this and their first interactions, Lance is hating Keith, who’s actually gotten less aggro: 

K: Nice weather out there.

L: Yeah but your ugly personality is ruining it for me

K:……………i’m gonna go over there now.

– Even when Keith gets better at flirting, it still happens –

K: so, i like your shirt. It brings out your eyes. 

L: Was that an insult, mullet?

K: …no

L: So you think i’m an idiot? 

K: I… just complimented your shirt.

L, walking away: sure you did. 

K, very confused: what?

Fast forward to the pilot episode and Keith and Lances first reaction in it: 

Keith just broke into a military base and is saving his presumably dead brother figure, just ur average day you know? 

Lance is there now, and Keith basically reverts to his old aggro ways

K, internally: Tell him you know and admire him

K (what he actually says): Do i know you? 

K, internally: F U C K 

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I so badly want someone to write a fanfic where Deku has vasovagal syncope (fainting syndrome) and it’s just a compilation of everyone reacting to it and then just his closest friends (obviously including Bakugou) always catching his head or his body when he faints.

Also, lowkey I feel like Bakugou would have always known about it and would be the only one not like ???? And everyone’s like HOW DID YOU KNOW AND NOT TELL US??

*EDIT

Bakugou recording his boyfriend fainting a bunch and adding the song “Hard Knock Life” from Annie in the background-

I like to think that Shiro is an over enthusiastic and supportive parent for all of his lil gay children 

hey question why are kpop fans like that

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Season 1 episode 4: "Fall of the castle of lions" Season 6 episode 7: The actual fall of the castle of Lions

SIGNAL BOOST!!!!!!!!

Okay that virus that’s going around, is seriously fucking scary. I got the same thing on my computer about a week ago and I got rid of it, but it took a lot. This type of virus can control your browser, it can control your webcam, it can control all your files, and track you.

If you’ve seen the post already, do not click on the user if someone like this follows you. 

 If you do on accident, you will be taken to an FBI site, which tells you you’ve viewed pornography and stuff. Looks a little like this…

It asks you to pay a fine. ITS NOT REAL. DO NOT PAY IT. You won’t be able to leave the page, or close your browser. Your computer is probably infected now, and you need to remove it.

Click ctrl-alt-delete at the same time and open task manager. Shut down your browser. Uninstall it completely. 

Reset your computer to the last known date when you didn’t have the virus.  

Install and Run malawarebytes. It’s a free service, that get’s rid of all bugs in your computer. The download link is here. Most antivirus softwares can’t detect things like this, so your best bet is to just download it. Run a full scan to ensure your computer is clean.

Restart your computer, and you should be fine. 

The main thing here is to not panic. I did, and it just makes the situation worse than it really is.  

If you have seen a post about it, you’ll see that icon, and a URL with random letters. Please don’t risk it, you’ll have to work really hard to get it off your computer. Be careful, and DO NOT PANIC. Here is another tutorial on how to get rid of it, 

Any more questions? Feel free to ask me. I got this off two of our computers, so it’s possible. BE SAFE

I can’t b r e a t h

Peter, v-logging with his phone camera: Hi I’m Spi- I mean, Peter Parker, and today we’re going to witness firsthand people’s reactions after they’re told they have big dick energy. Let’s go!

Peter: What’s up, Thor. Dude, I just wanted you to know that you radiate big dick energy today.

Thor: God of thunder in the streets, god of big dick in the sheets, I suppose.

Peter, checking to see if he’s still recording then proceeding to give a thumbs up: I stan so hard. Legends only.

Peter, bumping into Steve reading the paper: Cap! Ah, have a moment? Word on the street is that you have big dick energy. Thoughts?

Steve, choking on his coffee: I-I guess the serum did have… its effects…

Peter: Oh my god.

Peter, finding Bucky watering flowers: Hey, man. Love what you did with your hair today, may I enlighten you on the fact that you have, putting it modestly, very big dick energy?

Bucky, looking into the camera like he’s on the office: …Parker what the hell.

Peter, breaking into the sanctum: Wow doctor, looks like you got a super serious case of chronic big dick energy there.

Strange: Listen. There’s kinetic, potential, thermal, chemical, electrical, even the vague concept of dark energy. But there is no big dick or whatever you just—

Peter: You’re no fun.

Peter, after buying a plane ticket and flying to Wakanda unsupervised: As king and black panther, your highness, your reign is supreme and so is your big dick energy.

T'challa, amidst a breakdown: Noo!!! Stop!! You and Shuri, I am begging you, please, I have no idea what that means!!!!

Peter, approaching Tony relaxing on a lounge chair: Now for The Man. The one and only, genius billionaire playboy philanthropist. Mr. Stark, are you aware you have big dick energy?

Tony, lowering his shades: Kid, I invented big dick energy.

Peter, tearing up: I know.

Space wolf doesn’t like the dog booties