Headcanons about keith hitting on lance since the garrison and lance not realizing it??
‘headcanon’ isn’t this canon tho???? (part 2 is here)
Okay, so poor Keith isn’t… the most in touch with his feelings. He saw a cute and funny boy (((lance))) and didn’t know how to deal with it so their first interaction went a liiitle something like this:
L: Hey, i’m Lanc-
K: go fucking die in a ditch
Not the best start. Keith tried to make it up after that but he still came off aggro:
L: did you get #7 on the homework?
K, internally: say ‘no but can i get your number?”
K (what he really said): No. get your number, idiot.
L, shaking his head: literally what have i ever done to you?
It’s not only Keith’s fault, though. As we know, Lance is a bit jealous of Keith and he has all this stress and weight on him to be the best. Because both this and their first interactions, Lance is hating Keith, who’s actually gotten less aggro:
K: Nice weather out there.
L: Yeah but your ugly personality is ruining it for me
K:……………i’m gonna go over there now.
– Even when Keith gets better at flirting, it still happens –
K: so, i like your shirt. It brings out your eyes.
L: Was that an insult, mullet?
K: …no
L: So you think i’m an idiot?
K: I… just complimented your shirt.
L, walking away: sure you did.
K, very confused: what?
Fast forward to the pilot episode and Keith and Lances first reaction in it:
Keith just broke into a military base and is saving his presumably dead brother figure, just ur average day you know?
Lance is there now, and Keith basically reverts to his old aggro ways
K, internally: Tell him you know and admire him
K (what he actually says): Do i know you?
K, internally: F U C K
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I so badly want someone to write a fanfic where Deku has vasovagal syncope (fainting syndrome) and it’s just a compilation of everyone reacting to it and then just his closest friends (obviously including Bakugou) always catching his head or his body when he faints.
Also, lowkey I feel like Bakugou would have always known about it and would be the only one not like ???? And everyone’s like HOW DID YOU KNOW AND NOT TELL US??
*EDIT
Bakugou recording his boyfriend fainting a bunch and adding the song “Hard Knock Life” from Annie in the background-
I liked this a lot.
can i get uhhhhh secret relationship hc.... ty you're a star
they officially start dating after an argument
lance: “what’s your problem man??” keith: “my problem!?!?”
lance: ”yeah!!!!” keith: “my problem is that i can’t even look at you without this weird fluttery feeling in my stomach, my face warms up, my knees go weak, and i want to be close to you, i wanna protect you, i wanna- i wanna kiss you and-” lance passing out:
lance: “we gotta keep it a secret from the team” keith sitting in his lap, unable to stop smiling: “ok” lance: “we should *kiss* try and *kiss* throw them off” keith grinning sappily:
shiro: “oh hey guys wh……why are you in his lap” keith pretending to throttle lance: “WE’RE FIGHTING” lance screaming: “KILL ME! KILL ME YOU COWARD!!!!!”
shiro: T____T
allura behind the door: “lance?? i need to come in” lance: “ummmm just a minute!”
allura opening the door while lance pushes keith off the side of the bed with a crash and a yelp:
allura: “pidge said she’s been hearing noises” lance: “i don’t- what’s a pidge”
they keep up a game of the longest they can kiss in public without being caught
hunk with his head in yellow’s machinery: “can someone pass me a spanner” lance fumbling for the tools with one hand while keith kisses him fiercely:
shiro walking ahead: “nice work today team” lance pushing keith against the wall and muffling his giggle with rapid-fire kisses:
they pretend to drop their forks at the table so they can bend down and kiss
hunk: “hey. isn’t that alien girl hot?” lance: “i suppose. i guess. maybe. to some”
hunk: “go ask her out” keith bristling:
lance: “or i could ask her why misogyny and poor scientific technique prevented the remains of amelia earheart being found for almost 80 years at great personal cost to society and the people who cared for her”
keith lying on the couch: “hey” lance: “what’s up??” keith playing with lance’s hoodie-strings: “i’m not good with words but- i really like you. like really really” lance kissing his nose, eyes softening: “you’re my whole universe keith”
coran poking his head over the couch while they scream: “oh??? are we quiznakking????”
allura cornering keith in the hallway: “why have i seen you coming out of lance’s room at 6am?” keith: “i- why are you up at 6am” allura: “it is fairly common knowledge on this forsaken ship that i wake up at 5am to dance to my german pop choreography”
pidge: “hey did i just see you put your arm around keith’s waist or do i need new glasses” lance: “you can’t grow or see it seems”
shiro: “what’s that bruise on your neck?? you ok?” keith smiling: “it’s nothing” shiro, glassy-eyed fish stare as it all clicks into place:
allura: “why didn’t you guys tell us?!” shiro: “you didn’t have to keep it a secret!!!!” pidge: “can someone please make them stop eating each other’s faces right on the dining table”
hunk, popping gum in the background: “a secret? tch. hunky hunk realised on the very first day” pidge: “that’s unfair” hunk: “take a fuckin sip babes”
Yeet that hoe.
I never knew we needed the space wOLF ahhh
For later y’know, when I’m in a reading mood
I’M LATE BUT HERE IT IS ENJOY <3
a) Mornings like this by sleapea / @beautifulspacegays
ramble: ooof. ooooooooooooof. oooof my man, this is so soft. this is like one of those commercials of cruisers with the couple just enjoying the life. it’s sot. it’s nice. it’s sweet. it melted my heart. it’s well written. it’s smitten keith. it’s beautiful boy lance. IT’S SMITTEN KEITH. just read it. it’s 700 of pure purest most pure fluff. kudos x 10000. (im also planning on reading the rest of their stuff soon, v v soon, like, as soon as i finish this rec)
b) you ain’t ever gonna burn my heart out by rosedvst / @etherja
ramble: motherfcuker. dkjhjfdkhgk fucking five times style but so fucking lovely to read. it’s not tiring, it’s easy to follow. not only is this like so fucking full of smitten keith and equally smitten lance, but it’s super well writing, they keep the pace, affections are not hidden or anything, they are open and clear and SHOWN. platonically and romatically. it’s so fucking lovely to read that. to see klance interactions outside each other but together??? if that makes sense. just, really fucking lovely and im also gonna read the rest of their works v v fucking soon.
c) i see through you by ShatterinSeconds / @shatterinseconds
ramble: OK okay oKA OKay. I took a risk on this one bc I usually stay away from ghosts au when one of them are, well, ghost. I’m a coward for possible angst (har har to my past as the angst empress) but the author fucking nailed it and did so fucking good and developing an entire world full of magic and the way they spread small details about Keith's job as a necromancer was incredibly well done in my humble opinion, it was so damn easy to follow and understand the job and Keith’s life in easy short sentences that were like fun facts and flew so well with the rest of the scene. like they belonged together. just, really well done. AND LANCE’S SORY HURT ME. AND THEM FALLING IN LOVE. AND ACHING FOR EACH OTHER. AND THE THE THE FUCKING ANGST MAN. IT ALMOST FUCKING GOT ME BUT BOY DID IT BROUGHT ME BACK TO LIFE THRICE BY THE END OF THE FIC. FUCK. I LOVE IT SO MUCH.
d) low on sleep by DJBunn3 / @djbunn3
ramble: it’s so domestic and somehow oddly intimate, like, it just fills you with affection between them bc damn, they might not have the same interests but like hell that stops them, they just like being near each other and that’s fucking beautiful. it’s basically just Keith watching Lance play despite being 1 am and he stays with him and Lance is just, fucking filled with love and affection for this boy. it’s really lovely and well written. hella enjoyable.
e) Gospel Future by Voido / @bluetenspleisser
ramble: listen, this is hella well written, just a joy to read and the feelings are pan out really fucking well. I loved the flow inside and how the conversation moved. I loved Lance hesitation bc that’s a real thing, it felt so natural. loved it to pieces and the author is really good. bless. it’s basically just Lance bringing the game show topic to light and venting with Keith about it. really heart felt.
f) Another chance to get it write by vrepitsals
ramble: ok let me start by saying that this author is super really good and love a lot of their stories, this one is the one that really hook me up tbh. it’s really fucking lovely to seekeith writing lvoe letter to he believes is a guy named Taylor (yall know where this is going) it was romantic, it was adorable, it was a small doze of angst but a healthy one, happy ending. just, everything was really lovely and well written and good. the second chapter really fucking killed me man, it’s such a good re read. (also that pun in the title? top A pun, love it)
g) wish that i could take you to the stars by rosedvst / @etherja
ramble: suuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuch a good author, really so good. kudos x 10000. and this goddamn entire concept it’s just so fucking lovely, it’s personally one of my favorite concepts i never knew i needed and i just, wow. i literally have no words but i think i fangirled with kiilea when i rec it privatly to her and i was a meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeess. again, such a good author, they ejecuted the concept of soulmates, i guess? not soulmates per se, but every time you fall in love you get flowers on your skin, like tattos, and when you fall out of love (i believe) they fade and look like scars but they are still visable. and guess who has lovely roses glowing bright on their gorgeous brown skin? lovely, i tell you. also, smitten dorks.
h) Not Mine to Love by thenakednymph
ramble: this is soooo fucking cute man, god. it’s smol but really fucking cute ok? it’s like a classic one of hurt keith and lance just caring a lot and confessions in a cliche but really warm way, ya know? like, something you just love to read over and over depsite it bc something we just need that!! def on my bookmarks.
i) but take me anywhere you like by zenstrike
ramble: i…do not know how but this author managed to do the entire fic in this warm and fuzzy and gentle wave?? like, it just surronds you. it’s klance first anniversayr and keith planned something special and honestly, it’s really warm and heartfelt and gentle and pls give it a go. it’s really good and well written and they have such a talent for atmosphere in this fic and every fic they have wrote. so talent.
j) am i scaring you tonight? by skyestiel / @tobiologist
ramble: tobi is sooooooooooooooooo good and so creative and writes so fucking well and the story is about klance first meeting and pining at the finest and them just being awakard also, ghosts and the way the narrate the events is just hhhmmmmhhhmmm so good. such an amazing author.
k) Code Word Kisses by LilyShadowWriter / @lilywritesvld
ramble: uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuugh. well written as fuck. its amazing and so warm and FUN!! i enjoyed this fic so damn much so please read it. and if u have READ IT AGAIN. i love with all my heart. it’s about lance kissing keith out of nowhere and keith being like I LVOE IT BUT WHAT IS HAPPENING. really fun <3
l) I’m Here Now by disastertm / @kitington
ramble: DO NOT TOUCH ME, THEY HAD NO FUCKING RIGHT TO TWIST MY HEART AT THE ENDING. Like you would think the ending is like a bonus, bcsometimes they are ok? they are bonuses, of something funny and comical or just warming ya know? BUT THIS ONE. THIS ONE BROKE ME, LIKE THEY HAD NO RIGHT TO MAKE ME FEEL THINGS ALL OVER AGAIN LIKE HOW DARE. IT’S BASICALLY KEITH’S WOLF (WHOSE NAME IF NUGGET HERE, PLS KILL ME THATS ADORABLE) HOOKING KEITH AND LANCE UP. IT’S SO PRECIOUS.
m) you are all the colors in one (at full brightness) by thespacenico / @taxashi
ramble: listen, they are a good author in general but this fic is the first i read of theirs that made me read all of their fics in one go, so yeah, believe me, it’s a goddamn lovely fucking fic.
Keith and Shiro were fighting on the shiro farm, which means there were plenty of other shiros. Like I know Keith had sentimental attachment to the shiro he was fight but like, he could have killed/forced clone shiro off the farm building thingy and just gotten a new shiro clone to put actual shiros soul back into.
so there’s no hot evil villain in love with me?
Disney Gentlemen + Different ways to say “I love you”