Is That A Hard Boiled Egg In Your Back Pocket Or Is Your Penis Just Round And On The Wrong Side

ermmm shes not gonna fit in there....

u used to be able to put a dvd in your computer. and then u could watch it

tapping on her cock like a microphone and it makes a loud feedback noise thats loud enough for the whole neighborhood to hear

Suck

Change a single letter and change the word game

I want to play a game with you all.

You have to make a new word by changing only one letter of the last word.

Dirt

Seeing a beautiful woman: God I wish that were me

Seeing a beautiful aquatic creature: Cod I fish that were me

“Fatherless behavior” stop giving my DAD credit for all the work my MOM put into making me a terrible person!! Stop erasing women in history!!

Way more than 10 words dude

explain your gender in 10 words or less without using boring words like “male”, “female”, “nonbinary”, “masculine”, “feminine” or “androgynous”.

go!

*girl whose wanted to kill herself for the past 18 years* hey what if you stabbed me in the heart while holding me really tight and telling me you love me and then i never had to feel or hear or see or think anything else ever again? hey what if you strangled me and broke my neck and i could feel every ounce of your love for me in your fingertips as i brain faded away? hey what if you cut my head off and i finally got to go home? hey what if you made it all stop? hey what if it didn't hurt anymore?