“Fatherless Behavior” Stop Giving My DAD Credit For All The Work My MOM Put Into Making Me A Terrible

the greatest thing in this world is a trans girl in a shirt, thigh highs, underwear(with a noticeable bulge) and NOTHING ELSE

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a mother is like a bpd girlfriend you can't choose

Greetings, homosapiens.

My name is Kermit. I also respond to The Joker, The Croaker, the Clown Prince of Crime, Dark Muppet, and Mr. The Frog. Pronouns are self explanatory.

I am a Kermit and Joker combined kintype with kin memories. I also ship Kermit with the Joker and am in a romantic relationship with both of them.

♤ ♡ ◇ ♧

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Other Kermit/Joker Kintypes

People who post about wearing felt (the matierial I am made of as Kermit)

Batman Kintypes, fuck you Batsy

Marvel fans (self explanitory)

Reylo shippers-- disgusting.

Hank Green apologists

Minors or people over 30, just a preference

People who use AI-- support independent artists!

Vivziepop antis (see above)

Pokemon fans. Animal cruelty is disgusting.

People who don't support the men's rights movement. Fuck you.

Women. Females. Get off my blog foids.

Those of you on the WRONG side of ace discourse. You know who you are.

Hazbin hotel/Steven Universe fans, y'all are annoying.

No Sans/ AU Sans kins, especially Error!Sans. Was traumatized by a sans kinnie, if youre reading this, fuck you Error.

People who are afraid of seeing what darkness and depravity look like. Heh, run while you can.

WHAT THE FUUUUUUCK ME ME ME ME ME ME

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Chelster (chalk Elster) says trans rights

okay we've got forcemasc and forcefem what about forcemachine. forcetech? i'm gonna turn you into an angel made of steel and electricity and you're gonna fuckin like it.

they should invent a cigarette that gives you vitamins and hrt and shit

“fish don’t even know theyre wet” and? you don’t even know youre luft (air equivalent of wet)